monkey76364 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 A fella goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex. The foreman takes him 'round the plant and shows him all the machinery and offers him the job. "What will the role entail exactly?" Asks the interviewee. "Well", says the foreman, "you have to check 1 in a hundred", and proceeds to remove one of the rubbers from the production line, stretches it, holds it up to the lights, then places it over his penis and calls the secretary over. She proceeds to hitch her skirt up, pull her knickers down and bends over. The foreman gives her a good rogering, after he's finished he removes the prophylactic, stretches it, holds it up to the light again to confirm no holes. "Easy as that", he says. "When do I start?" Asks the fella, unable to believe his luck. "Monday, 8:00 sharp!" Naturally, our hero hardly sleeps a wink all Sunday night, and is outside the Durex factory waiting to get in at 6:30. Anyway, the production line starts up and the fella faithfully counts as 100 ribbed black mambo's, (lubricated with sensodol for extra comfort). He picks up the 101st, stretches it, holds it up to the light to check for holes then pulls it over his old man and calls the secretary over. Over she comes, grabs hold of his manhood, and proceeds to rigorously masturbate him. Rather startled and confused, the fella just looks at the secretary who says... "Sorry, company policy. You've got to work a week in hand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 probably the worst joke ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Where can I get an application form? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letmeshowyou Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 arrrghhhh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Bad, so its good:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 atleast he's got the second week to look forward to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 :rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Thats Is Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 So bad it's good! The golden handshake sounds good should he ever leave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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