Supralookin Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Don't fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HelenC Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Really? Yeah - whats wrong with that?!! heheheh:search: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew7 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Do: Run for the hills if he asks you to take it up the other - it means they are secretly gay and will 'come out' in their late 40's or 50's!! Besides - they won't be able to get it up after a few beers anyway! Oh I see, that's why is it?.. A mate of mine told me it was because when a woman gets to the late 40's and 50's, for a man it's a bit like throwing a banana up the high street.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 ...or an RC car in the Dartford tunnel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Perhaps one of our older members could confirm or deny whether a lady 'of a certain age' really does have a chuff like a clown's pocket? (I haven't had the dubious pleasure of that experience, yet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 You mum did last time I checked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Perhaps one of our older members could confirm or deny whether a lady 'of a certain age' really does have a chuff like a clown's pocket? (I haven't had the dubious pleasure of that experience, yet) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/5765/hallway7uq.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Anymore advice on dating anyone? I need it! I'm on my first date tonight after breaking up with my gf of 6 years! This is all new to me, I'm shittin it to say the least. I pulled this bird Saturday night in a night club. She seemed ok from what I can remember! Her names Tracey and she's from Bilston. That means sod all to nearly everyone on here but trust me, this doesn't seem very promising. I bet she wears big hooped earings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 Anymore advice on dating anyone? I need it! I'm on my first date tonight after breaking up with my gf of 6 years! This is all new to me, I'm shittin it to say the least. I pulled this bird Saturday night in a night club. She seemed ok from what I can remember! Her names Tracey and she's from Bilston. That means sod all to nearly everyone on here but trust me, this doesn't seem very promising. I bet she wears big hooped earings! Never go on a date with someone you pulled whilst on the lash. Inevitably it always end in an awkward dinner date followed by separate taxis home or a one night stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Never go on a date with someone you pulled whilst on the lash. Inevitably it always end in an awkward dinner date followed by separate taxis home or a one night stand. Really? I'll take that at this moment in time! It's been a baron few months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew7 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Just tell her you're not interested in a relationship after the last fiasco, and only want a good sh&g. Saves a lot of time and sooner enough someone'll take you up on it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Anymore advice on dating anyone? I need it! I'm on my first date tonight after breaking up with my gf of 6 years! This is all new to me, I'm shittin it to say the least. I pulled this bird Saturday night in a night club. She seemed ok from what I can remember! Her names Tracey and she's from Bilston. That means sod all to nearly everyone on here but trust me, this doesn't seem very promising. I bet she wears big hooped earings! Do NOT tell her you've just broken up with a GF of 6 years, try not to offer any info on previous relationships but do this in a way that doesn't make you look cagey or suspicious, tricky eh? Maybe just be a bastard like the guy in last weeks IT crowd. A guy at work turned up on a first date in a 2nd hand Saab he'd bought that very day. His inability to de-activate the alarm again, and general strangeness to the car had his date suspecting him of just nicking it that night. Bilston Trace? shes quite nice looking and personality, goes, but can be a bit clingy. Most of us on here have had her though, she looser than a builders waistband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 Really? I'll take that at this moment in time! It's been a baron few months! Thought you may say that. Did you pull her at the beginning of the night or was she a 'ten to twoer'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Bilston Trace? shes quite nice looking and personality, goes, but can be a bit clingy. Most of us on here have had her though, she looser than a builders waistband. You know her then! Dude trust me, you summed her up better than you could possibly know! Thought you may say that. Did you pull her at the beginning of the night or was she a 'ten to twoer'? Oh no, was at least 1am before I pulled her . tbh I've pulled her a few times, she tends to go to the same places I do. I'd just not had the bottle to ask her out before. Or ask anyone else out for that matter. I pretty much met my ex when I was kid and not really had to do any of this dating stuff before. It's a fairly daunting process! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Never go on a date with someone you pulled whilst on the lash. Inevitably it always end in an awkward dinner date followed by separate taxis home or a one night stand. That's if you can even recognise them. I've walked straight past a couple in the past, not easy to explain.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Perhaps one of our older members could confirm or deny whether a lady 'of a certain age' really does have a chuff like a clown's pocket? (I haven't had the dubious pleasure of that experience, yet) Or even, a Wizards sleeve.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Oooo I wanna know how the date went! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 No update? Maybe he's tied to the bed and can't escape as Tracey turned out to be Wolverhampton's "Tracey Torturer" - The extreme FemDom / bondage extremist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 No update? Maybe he's tied to the bed and can't escape as Tracey turned out to be Wolverhampton's "Tracey Torturer" - The extreme FemDom / bondage extremist. Err it's tonight. I don't think you're helping his nerves much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 opps, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE DON Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 having been on 50 first dates (or so it seems) in the last 12 months, i have a book full of funny storys rob 50 dates in 12 months? you must have a coil of c*ck on you mate if not whats the trade secret? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 opps, sorry. No worries. Extreme FemDom Bondage Extremist, now that I can handle! My only real concern is if she tries to spark up a Lambert and Scrutler in the Sup, now that I wouldn't like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Hah hah Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiefgroover Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 If you are picking her up in the Supra, make sure she loves speed, or you'll scare the shit outta her and she will taxi home, I kept forgetting this. Dont go to the cinema and nodd off. Do act like you dont give a shit either way, it makes you a challenge. Dont boast about the size of your weapon, as your 8.5ins might not be that exciting if her last guy had 11" ! Let her make the first romantic move, and if she doesn't the you have a confident style, they give in sooner or later. Never talk about the future, stick with now or in the past, so they have no idea of you have any intention of seeing them again, keep them keen :-) If they ask about the future, re direct the conversation else where. Be confident, they like this, sounding unsure isnt cool. Dont keep asking them if are they all right, if they are not they will tell you via a good yap, after all they are women. If its a good eating house with expensive menu make sure the bog window is big enough to climb out in case she's a stinker, not point in paying for dinner with "the thing from the swamp". Then go pull something decent to make up for the disappointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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