roboldham Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 hopefully not a rp: -Original Message----- From: [ mailto:******* Sent: Monday, October 24, 2005 9:50 AM To: ****** Subject: ugh Brad, It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start be saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being p!ssed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behaviour didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say nor do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it. I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that. I am so sorry. Elizabeth -----Original Message----- From: [ mailto:****** Sent: Wednesday, October 26, 2005 8:36 PM To: ******* Subject: Re: Ugh.....enjoy. Dear Elizabeth, Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken wh*res I couldn't care less about." You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar. To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't f^ck him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill c^m-guzzling blonde who commands about as much respect as your average child p*rn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some two faced tw*t who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New Jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-bl@sted you on top of a towel dispenser last Saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened. By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know. PS. I CC'd about 100 people on this e-mail. Talk to you never, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supralookin Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 pmsl great stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I'm pretty sure that's an OLD repost. But a true one. The girl in question became very famous on the Internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 gr8 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Nothing like an amicable break-up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Blimey, why do we get so close to people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Thats class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I guess there was no make-up sex then, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Fraser Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovels Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 that's superb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Don't know whats funnier the dipsy birds email or the fact that she was up for a bit of stranger blowing whilst on the same premises as her other half that was sitting around waiting for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Maybe she had the nerve to kiss him afterwards, with traces of the other guy's bubbles still fresh. Poor sod...lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 stupid cow, I hate girls like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 i felt quite sorry for the poor flower, then i read his reply!! to think a few 'feeling funny' type women words would make up for that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonball Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev.O Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 i felt quite sorry for the poor flower, then i read his reply!! to think a few 'feeling funny' type women words would make up for that?! Like Rob said, can't help but feel sorry when she plays on the old heart strings. There's always two sides of a story! I feel so sorry for the bloke and can't blame him for being the way he was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 blowjobs to complete strangers...leaves the 'relationship' with a bad aftertaste, lol.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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