CJ Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. The master returns:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superstar dj Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Lmfao!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Where do you get these from! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALAND Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted March 2, 2010 Author Share Posted March 2, 2010 Where do you get these from! If I told you I would have to kill you and I like you too much to do that my friend. Now, if only certain other members had asked.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 saw it coming early in the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted March 2, 2010 Author Share Posted March 2, 2010 saw it coming early in the joke Well, that's a first. No, not the fact you saw the end of the joke coming but the fact that you managed a post with no spelling mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Nice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Well, that's a first. No, not the fact you saw the end of the joke coming but the fact that you managed a post with no spelling mistakes. well .... would you make fun of a man in a wheelchair? would you? im going to a dark room to cut myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted March 2, 2010 Author Share Posted March 2, 2010 well .... would you make fun of a man in a wheelchair? would you? If it was a mate yes. im going to a dark room to cut myself They allow you to have sharp objects? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. The master returns:D Well, that's a first. No, not the fact you saw the end of the joke coming but the fact that you managed a post with no spelling mistakes. Harsh but fair:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprab1 Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Recycling is all the rage these days, but good on you for doing your bit CJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted March 3, 2010 Author Share Posted March 3, 2010 Recycling is all the rage these days, but good on you for doing your bit CJ. Ohhh...very bitchy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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