bigcol Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 The Plane Is On Its Way To Houston When A Blonde In Economy Class Gets Up And Moves To The First Class Section And Sits Down. The Flight Attendant Watches Her Do This And Asks To See Her Ticket. She Then Tells The Blonde That She Paid For Economy Class And That She Will Have To Sit In The Back. The Blonde Replies, "I'm Blond, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Houston And I'm Staying Right Here." The Flight Attendant Goes Into The Cockpit And Tells The Pilot And The Co-Pilot That There Is A Blonde Sitting In First Class That Belongs In Economy And Won't Move Back To Her Seat. The Co-Pilot Goes Back To The Blonde And Tries To Explain That Because She Only Paid For Economy She Will Have To Leave And Return To Her Seat. The Blonde Replies, "I'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Houston And I'm Staying Right Here." The Co-Pilot Te Lls The Pilot That He Probably Should Have The Police Waiting When They Land To Arrest This Blonde Woman Who Won't Listen To Reason. The Pilot Says, "You Say She Is A Blonde? I'll Handle This. I'm Married To A Blonde. I Speak Blonde." He Goes Back To The Blonde And Whispers In Her Ear, And She Says, "Oh, I'm Sorry." And She Gets Up And Goes Back To Her Seat In Economy. The Flight Attendant And Co-Pilot Are Amazed And Asked Him What He Said To Make Her Move Without Any Fuss. I Told Her, "First Class Isn't Going To Houston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 So where was first class going then??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Why did you 'Title case' all of that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 that was good lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Why did you 'Title case' all of that?I suppose that's what happens when you cut'n'paste an email that's all in caps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannoSupra Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Size Me Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 love it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Very good!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stevie_b Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "I speak blonde" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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