Animal Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 wtf A naked man found wedged in the chimney of a supermarket in Wigan has been arrested on suspicion of burglary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 He hadn't been dressed in red with a black belt and a long fluffy white beard was he?? practising ready for Christmas but still not worked off last years Christmas pudding?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted October 22, 2008 Author Share Posted October 22, 2008 And how about this for a complete waste of resources... Fire crews hunt escaped hamster for 5 hours! She should be done for wasting time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 I wish a naked man would fall down my chimney. Perhaps not a burglar though. Ok scrap that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 I wish a naked man would fall down my chimney. Perhaps not a burglar though. Ok scrap that. oh, I don't know.......he must have been a bit skinny to get down the chimney pipe though...hm, maybe not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Oops, wrong thread. Go banana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 And how about this for a complete waste of resources... Fire crews hunt escaped hamster for 5 hours! She should be done for wasting time. LOL The fire brigade probably had time on there hands if there was nothing else to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 I wish a naked man would fall down my chimney. Perhaps not a burglar though. Ok scrap that. If it was Christmas, I could get Santa to come down your chimney, if that helps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 its the tesco metro about 5 miles from me, just thinking it wasnt a certain club member desperate for some lemsip was it;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 If it was Christmas, I could get Santa to come down your chimney, if that helps? Yes please, I love father Christmas. Only if he has his full sack with him though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Yes please, I love father Christmas. Only if he has his full sack with him though. I would certainly hope so, and I'm sure he will be willing to empty it for you too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlton Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 And how about this for a complete waste of resources... Fire crews hunt escaped hamster for 5 hours! She should be done for wasting time. "Oh no I've lost the hamster- lets call the fire brigade" - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firestorm Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 LOL - i was watching My Name is earl last.. season1.. on the episode earls friend frank makes a bogus call to earl that he and randy tried robbing a house and went in Santa Style !! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 And how about this for a complete waste of resources... Fire crews hunt escaped hamster for 5 hours! She should be done for wasting time. 5 Hours!!!! That's it, each time the dog needs to go to the toilet i'll just let him out then ring the fire department to bring him back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 A GMP spokeswoman said: "It is believed some of his clothes came off as a result of him struggling to get out of the chimney." Sounds very dubious to me. I think we have a hitherto unrecognised chimney fetish here. Reminds me of the "I was changing a light bulb in the bathroom, when I slipped and fell on said bulb, which happened to become pushed into my rear" line heard in A&E from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Do hamsters eat chocolate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 LOL..!! Pemberton is oe of the roughest areas in Wigan, although it does have a lot of competition...... Nothing surprises me when it comes to those dobbers shenanigans....... H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 wtf A naked man found wedged in the chimney of a supermarket in Wigan has been arrested on suspicion of burglary. A bad case of the flue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Have you been mulling this over for the last 24 hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Have you been mulling this over for the last 24 hours? No, but when a pun as awesome as that one strikes me (like a thunderbolt), I feel a moral imperative to share it with the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I think I speak for us all when I say, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs H Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 its the tesco metro about 5 miles from me, just thinking it wasnt a certain club member desperate for some lemsip was it;) Lol, he would defo get wedged Vicki x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bens747 Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Last year I asked Father Christmas for a shotgun. He said "sure Ben, but what do you need a shotgun for. I said, "try sticking ur f**king head down my chimney and find out ya fat git .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Do hamsters eat chocolate? Yep. My pet shop sold treats for them when I was young, little choccy drops Gaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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