Nick Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better." The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested." So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested." Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal." "Not steal? We're not interested." Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested." Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll take 10." There, that should piss off just about everybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 RACIST JOKES LIKE THAT ARE NOT WELCOME ON THIS FORUM. bloody funny tho:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 RACIST JOKES LIKE THAT ARE NOT WELCOME ON THIS FORUM. bloody funny tho:DSpeak for yourself, not the whole forum. I liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gaz6002 Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 There, that should piss off just about everybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 I'm annoyed not one mention of the Welsh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 think its hilarious and i would say true but dont believe in any of that stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fish Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 The Blacks? What is this, the 1970's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 not one mention of the Welsh! Ok, just for you CJ: God went to the Welsh and said, "I have Commandments." The Welsh wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not commit beastiality." "No beastiality boyo? How will we keep ourselves occupied on the cold lonely nights? We're not interested isn't it look you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Ok, just for you CJ: God went to the Welsh and said, "I have Commandments." The Welsh wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not commit beastiality." "No beastiality boyo? How will we keep ourselves occupied on the cold lonely nights? We're not interested." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 "No beastiality boyo? How will we keep ourselves occupied on the cold lonely nights? We're not interested isn't it look you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Ok, just for you CJ: God went to the Welsh and said, "I have Commandments." The Welsh wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not commit beastiality." "No beastiality boyo? How will we keep ourselves occupied on the cold lonely nights? We're not interested isn't it look you." LOL /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_grin.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CJ Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Methinks the kranz reply was far better than the original post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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