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THE DEAF COLLECTOR The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were "protecting." Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing. Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $50,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is. The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the Mafia drags the guy to an interpreter. The Mafia hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where the money is." The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?" The deaf signs in reply, "I don't know what you're talking about." The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The hood pulls out a large gun and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. "NOW ask him where the money is." The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?" The deaf man signs in reply, "The $50,000 is in Central Park, hidden in the third tree stump on the left from the West 78th Street gate." The interpreter says to the hood, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about, and doesn't think you have the guts to pull the trigger."

pm sent ...good what is the password !!!! i go to the sign up section and get into it then get no where as i need the password, i have listened to every thing on that phone call and have no idea. thought it was namaste but its not

Ty ...well that call made a lot of sense pmsl... this may take some time to work out !!!

edd plesae i need the number i missed it and need to do this i have been looking for the number for hours lol

Did any one see the clever hidden messages in the episodes !!! And the adverts that were played in with the normal adverts on Channel 4 for the The Hanso Foundation which was make belive and was part of the organisation that has set up the island.... see lots of hiden extras on there more info on the island and the project here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hanso_Foundation but only if you dont mind skipping and knowing a few bits to come !!!

Banana !

Not fun seeing your car go, i know the feeling ... but if your gettig a new one then all will be ok

Hello and welcome !!!

The problem is the insurance have been quoted for the repiar work, and thats done and seems ok, i have paid for the rest of the work, respray ect. so to say to the insurance that the job hasnt been done right wont work, as far as i can tell !! this is more a problem of me and them.

repost lol

Oh hes getting what he desevers in time belive me

As you all know I have just had my car repaired and re-sprayed, and as some of you may be a ware I have had a few issues with the job that has been done, Skirts not sprayed properly, runs in the paint, patches missed and not lacquered. Now I called them to sort it out the very next day I got the car back as i had had a good look round it by then and took pictures of the problems. Since then (2 1/2 weeks), the problems are still there. After trying to call and sort it all i got was verbal abuse and the threat of "im going to come and give you a good hiding", and my car to be impounded (as if) not that that worries me but I still have a car that is not finished. I have stopped the money from the insurance of around £1200 but they have still had about £700 cash off me. They now want me to take the car back but i feel that i don't want really want to go there after all the threats and im not sure i trust them not to do any thing to the car ect. Where do I stand what would happen if i was to get some one else to help and sort out the problems and then tried to pas them the bill ??? Any ideas ????

On his first day to a nudist colony, Ricardo takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and Ricardo immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" Ricardo replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads Ricardo to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. Ricardo continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.! "No, what do you mean?" says Ricardo. "You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. Ricardo staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says. Ricardo yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." "But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities." Ricardo replies, "Listen lady, I'm 66 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day."

Happy Birthday HyperSports, Max Headroom and dirtydan

http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=63050&highlight=virus Read through this and I think you will find it helps

Yep I had that virus and took me ages to shift it, there is a link on here some where for the programe to run to get rid of it but it takes some doing !!! Give me a shout if you need help on that one

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off your crose." the woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."

lol is ok (10% off t-shirts now) ha ha ha

me !!!!

This pic is pants thats why I will take some more !! And for some reason when compressing the pic its gone very orange and the car is more bronze grrrrrr:rolleyes:

I can take you some later if interested !

You havent seen the pics of the things wrong lol ...but im not going to slate the person who did it as its getting sorted;)

I remeber the pics hope no one has to much trouble with it, I would never wish that on any one !

About 2K in the end. Have had a few issues with it though so its going back in again this week, but all will be ok in the end

Lol thats ok mate, In the pics it does look very much like yours ! Could lose the plate but with so many old bill about round here