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I had a feeling but couldn't be bothered to look lol

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads. 6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light. 7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying. 8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna 9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

I got slatted on here when I left bad feed back on here. Makes me not want to leave any at all now But I agree you should just be able to leave feedback and if its that bad then just stand up and say summit as long as all the facts are right

3 again today .... KaoriFan, Scarface GTti and tomssupra Happy Birthday to all of you

Thats like an aircraft cockpit that lol !!!

Mines going in this weekend to be repaired and resprayed and I have been given a VW Passat 1.8 TDi it not too bad. But will miss the car while its gone !

With my car in for the reapirs and respry, im having to drive this VW Passat around, not to bad i suppose. But now i have seen the blue dash on that i have decided it is a must for the Supra, its so much nicer then that green !!!

Sorry a bit late but.... Hello and welcome !!!

A young woman in London was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Thames. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing Water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said. "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to America, and he's screwing me." "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Woolwich Ferry."

Probably a repost but I like it !!

Nice but not the same big shame that dont want to use that other bloke lol

Pmsl you havbe started it off now Ulrik every one wants one again lol I had PM sent too lol

Ohh I want one !!!!!

Great link ty !

yeah i hate phone calls when you dont know who they are, as bad as blank voice mails from a withheld number !!!

i will see what i can do may just be for 30 mins though !!!

ask if you can have some ha ha ha !!!

if im there im there lol

could be lol... depends what time i do use it as a cut through to get home at times !!!

no no no lol

Pmsl thats great:D

See thats just no fun

After reading the link about Kelly Clarkson, just got me thinking is there any one here named after or with the same name as any one famouse !!! Mines crap I have the same name as the news reader John Simpson, not so special Or do you know any one that gets pissed off with there name coz of it being used the wrong way... the amount of Simpsons jokes I got at school

She works in Tesco In Aylesford.... well they are always saying will Kelly Clakrson please come to the customer service desk lol .... ohh to have a famouse name

I may try and pop along not to sure yet, will see if i can get a few others to come though !!