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It was snowing in woodley as well about 2 hours ago and laying. BUt now there's glorious blue sky and no snow!!!

Spotted parked up the hill in Gerrards Cross - friday just gone - around 5:30ish Any takers?

Hopefully not a repost

I can't believe this is still going on! oh well............. power

SCAM I had exactly the same email when I was selling my Nokia 6260

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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your Duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm quite sure. The duck is dead," he replied. How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes ( ) turned around and left the room and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, looked at the bill. "£150!", she cried. £150 just to tell me my duck is dead?" The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry." "If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan It's now £150."

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Okay I fink I understand: Blade

translated: drives an old mans car and doesn't have a proper job?? te he If he doesn't get a ban, then I will be shocked!

Steve has no concept of money though, he probably paid through the roof for his insurance just because he thinks that the more you pay for something the more hardcore that makes you. Have you heard ought about his speeding ban yet?

Disabled accessible??? te he

Jake, thanks for that! What car did you have?? Was that with your Supra? or something else?

In dec 2002 a friend of mine was was sat her car with the keys in the ignition with the heaters on waiting for a taxi. Yes she was drunk and the police caught her sat there, being drunk, she then tried to run off (still makes me laugh today) and subsequently got a 28 month ban, (and 100 hours community service). Now that 28 month period is over, she is looking for a car which is going to be cheap to insure and a company that will insure her. Does anyone have any ideas??? She's 26 years old. Does Average annual mileage and doesn't care if its a shopping trolley I guess. Something like a fiesta or a fiat perhaps?? But insurance company's are not going to want to insure her for a reasonable price are they??

yeah, they played well. Congrats

I believe it was first piloted in Northampton (The speed camera capital of the UK I was told! [also told it was the 5th worst place to drive in the country!]). Anyway I attended a workshop back in October 2002. I guess it's moving to the rest of the Thames Valley area now!!!! They only offer it to you, if you're in a pre-selected area, where the limit is 30mph, if you are caught doing exactly 36 or 37 mph. Its to do with the whole 30mph you can live vs 40mph you won't theory. Actually rather scarily half of the attendees when I went were over 60 years old, and thought national speed limit meant delimited still.

Are you trying to sell me something????? lol

is that like a speed workshop?? IE where you get the option of avoiding the three points by attending this speed awareness class? If so....watch out he'll be given a free copy of the highway code.......and yes they do tell you that speeding is very very bad!! (but then again they also tell you that camera's are NOT speed traps!! hmmmmmmm?? questionable no doubt!)

But my calender has two months per page lol

I've been tricked. I thought this thread was about an alternative spelling to Bill Pawn's name!! Or should I say Bill Porn???