Scoboblio

By 2012 none of us will be able to afford plastic horns. We'll have to use that old trick of blowing air through a blade of grass, it'll be the world's biggest mass-owl impression.

Terrible isn't it.

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I find it really annoying too. What's wrong with singing or cheering? It's not even supporting your team since there's no difference between the monotonous drone of one set of half-wits and the other. It's been non-stop so far and as far as I can tell is completely pointless!

Well said!

Very good.

About £12 - so postage + £15 would be £27 which is exactly the same as a new pair from Machine Mart! (I'm not a very good salesman am I?).

Ok matey, have a good weekend

Thanks but no thanks - that's still quite a journey for £15, I'd spend most of it on petrol getting there and back.

Ah so you're saying hold referendums for each major issue based on the MP's boundaries.... sorry, misunderstood your point.

It is really. Consider a question like 'should people who live in the country pay 10x more road tax to pay for the upkeep on the less used, quieter country lanes?'. It'd probably get a big YES vote since most people don't live in the country - but for those who do, it'd have a huge impact on their lives. I say it every time an election comes around, democracy isn't majority rules - it's about everyone having an equal voice. Hence one seat in the country is worth the same as one seat in the city, even though the city has 100x the inhabitents. Without this, the masses would control everything and the minorities in every walk of life would get shafted.

Thanks Dave but it took me long enough to find your house when I bought your sofas, the chances of me driving past by chance are quite low. Sorry matey but I'm not going.

Still for sale.

PM sent Peter.

This is going on ebay at the weekend if no-one on here wants it, make me an offer.

I'll weigh them tonight Pete and see how much the postage will be.

Sold pending payment.

Take yours back for a refund, buy mine, spend the change on beer.

Sold.

I've got a pair of axle stands here, only used properly once. The marketing blurb says......... A pair of British made axle stands of conventional pin and chain design offering a choice of 3 height positions. Sturdy all steel construction for professional use. > Weight capacity - per stand 2000kg, combined pair 4000kg > Minimum height 300mm > Maximum height 500mm Would prefer someone to pick these up from Witham, Chelmsford or anywhere nearby so I can keep the price low. I'm looking for £15.

This has been sitting around for years now in the spare room and it's time I got rid of it, it was working absolutely fine when I removed it from my car a few years back. The lens hasn't gone yellow but it's not exactly crystal clear either. No sensible offer will be refused. Oh arse I've put it in the wrong section can a mod please move this to parts for sale? Pretty please?

I bought a pair of glass headlights years ago which then sat in the boxes, unchecked, for a long time. When I finally got round to fitting them, this one (passenger side) had been damaged. The front's absolutely fine but part of the plastic on the back had been shattered, and two parts (shown in the pic) had snapped off. I had a go at gluing it all back together but with no avail. Maybe the lens could be separated from the back so it could be replaced to make a very cheap new one? Or maybe not! Either way I have no idea what it's worth and it's taking up space in the spare room, so no reasonable offer will be refused!

Cambridge Audio 2 channel amplifier I've had this for a few years now, it used to work great with a home DJ setup until I sold the rest of the equipment... since then it's just been sitting around with various other audio equipment on it (hence the few scratches on the top!). I've had it connected to my laptop quite a few times since and it works perfectly and sounds great. New ones seem to be around the £70 mark so I think £30 is about right, plus a tenner to deliver if you don't want to collect or arrange a place to meet around the Chelmsford / Colchester area.

I've used this Halfords trolley jack about 3 times, the rest of its life it's just sat in the shed. You can buy a new one for £30 so I'm looking for offers around £15, collection only please or we can meet up around the Chelmsford / Colchester area, I could post it but at about £15 (it's heavy) it probably wouldn't be worth it.

Superb!