Then i am the master.
pulled out of a carpark onto a duel carriage way (40mph limit type) giving couple of mates a lift into town, blip the throttle for a little arse out action, all going extremly well, decide to hang on a second longer, but then the tyres catch there grip and fling me the direction, of course i lock the other way as central reservation is in front of me now, and manage to parallel park into the busstop layby facing the other way, hitting the kirb. (no traffic throughout this episode).
managed to frig my wheel of course. and snap lower suspension #1 and bend the strut brace. could have been a lot worse, lesson learnt ...stop being an idiot.
dont think the parts will be expensive, main issue is the wheel, dont know if id like to have a repaired wheel on there.