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Your're right bit of a brain fart on that one! What about being on holiday!!! Give me money now but won't be able to even see your purchase for two weeks

On 06-Jun-07 at 20:04:58 BST, seller added the following information: Hi Just to let you know I am now out of the country until the 24th but can be contacted on 07872142898 whilst away. The winning bidder should contact me, either by phone or by email, to arrange collection upon my return. Oh yeah hand over £500 notes auction ends in 19hrs and the guy is 'Out of the Country' until the 24th Who sells their car when they're on holiday???

Hmmm 1999 never registered in Japan something don't add up Anyone else want to say if i'm right or wrong? Probably wrong

lol

I think you should vote on who to assasinate each week..! They would go up those stairs doors open and 'Blam' Bullet to the head or they could just napalm the house so we could watch the twats burn

Yeah but they needed it for a Murder enquiry Oh and very nice westies

Which is why I don't watch it, i'm sure you can find better things to do with your time than watch Big pile 'O Shit

Unitentional benefit lol. To be honest with my work with the banks I don't really have time for http://www.a-bdesign.co.uk anymore but for any club members i'll always have time may even do it for free if i'm feeling charitable

Or here's another 'Tony Blair' or even better 'George Bush'

Sound's like a plan create a new section called 'Weekly Funny Ha Ha's' or something

Should look awsome once it's complete

Welcome to the club If you haven't driven rwd before I would say N/A first I had driven RWD cars before and my N/A can still be a handfull in the wet, although I am planning on getting a TT just want more power now... Good luck with the search bud

Well done i'm only on a lowly 200

Well thanks for the compliment I will try and put more original one's up.... At least you got your more jokes wish H

There was bound to be at least one

Started with a 2000(W) 1.3 Zetec Fiesta then an :hide:E46 BMW Then I got my supe oh and

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Well we've got several thousand think around 18,000 gallons in a tank outside the building (Very important part of the country's financial infrastructure) It's been there for 25yrs and the building services guys were joking about selling some because of how much it costs now compared to when it was bought. I asked the same question aparently as long as it's looked after it never goes 'bad' however it's fitted with a cleaning system that removes any water that has managed to get in apparently they seperate from each other I think it's the water that goes to the bottom of the tank. Hope that helps

Here are a few jokes to make you smile on this wonderful Friday A man is sitting in the pub when he hears a bowl of peanuts on the bar saying "Oooh, you really are amazing. Oooh, you are lovely." Then the fruit machine shouted "Rubbish, look at the state of that haircut. And those socks don't go with those shoes." The barman apologised. "I'm sorry," he said, "The nuts are complimentary but the fruit machine is out of order." ------------- A man with a dog walked into a pub. The landlord said, "Sorry Sir, no dogs." Bluffing outrageously, the man said "I'm blind,.. its my Guide Dog". The landlord looks doubtful and said, "But its a Yorkshire Terrier." The dog owner put on a look of astonishment and said "What? But they told me it was a very small labrador!" ------------- A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife: Dear Wife, You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. Your Husband When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him from his wife: Dear Husband, You too are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love... don't wait up. Your Wife ------------- A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room." Think that's enough for now!

Look's like i'm the first to say But slightly different can't remember when it was posted!

Holy crap now that's complicated you'd have to be really really bored and locked in a room with no windows to want to do all that, the MT-01 bike is 5 volumes Gonna do the Supra and stick it on my desk at work

Lmao

Brilliant episode if a little confusing, not that i'm sad or anything on a dayshift at work today so been having a hunt around, you guys may want to check out these linky's http://oceanic-air.com/ Now how can Jack be flying with his Golden ticket on a bust airline ohh and the episode is called the "looking glass" as is the underwater station bit of a clue there maybe!!! Other link's all official websites to provide background info on DHARMA and the Hanso Foundation:- http://www.hansoair.org/ http://www.thehansofoundation.org/ Click on the last word humanity paragraph 3 http://www.thehansofoundation.org/orientation_testing_issue_1980/ http://www.oceanicflight815.com/ Well think that's enough Although I do have more ( Sad I know)

Always the way