mathew

wow you seem pretty grouchy:rolleyes: it wasnt meant literally but for all you politically correct out there ive changed it for you

on the way to work this morning but who cares about that when you've got a mentos and coke rocket!!! got bored this afternoon so a mate and i decided to have a go at making one of these bad boys. problem is when it goes off, and believe me it goes!!, your not sure which direction it will go. unlucky for me it headed straight to the supe almost hitting the car and my mate filming next to the car:d the result was a near miss but a coke covered mate and supra!

chat up lines are the best ice breaker. yeah they are cheesy but as long as you say them with confidence and make the girl laugh then the foundations are layed and its easy sailing. there are a few to avoid though,one which got my mate a slap after a few to many pints and feeling a bit cocky....... mate: can i smell your p**sy?? girl: no fooking chance! mate: oh it must be your breathe then!!! quality:d

supras dont have electric mirrors??? mine does!! edit: just seen the small writing!!

very good ewen :d that nearly made me cry lol. no didnt get any sex but i got to drive the supra homw which is better than some iv had

yeah its wearing a wide bodykit in the pic

i dont think it looks chav, liking more each time i look at it.

i put a car up for sale on ebay a few weeks back and wanted to set a reserve and they wanted £55 iirc for the pleasure!!! that was after the changes for selling on ebay.

im not sure where they are based but i cant imagine many styling companies with the same name so could well be them.

leaving asda and about to get into the supe when to polish dudes stopped me. where i happend to be is the place of a recent scandal. polish chiks entice guys away with offering sex dirt cheap,like £10 a go - which is very cheap!, then lead them away to get mugged bysome polish dudes who are hiding away. so theres me thinkin iv drawn the short straw and was gone get mugged without even gettin an offer of sex!! but no the chaps just wanted to chat about the supe what followed was a lot of wowski, yesski,niceski... but what impressed them most??..........my folding electric mirriors!

having a browse through this months max power and came acroos ultimate velocity's chromed supra, looking pretty good. anybody else seen this?

:d heard it on radio one aswell. having more hits than anything on you tube lol

im like that on a saturday after a night on the pop:d

dont watch the film flight 93! i was sound with flying until watching that film! not sure about the getting drunk bit as we went to magaluf last year and a mate got a bit drunk to calm the nerves and ended up offering a guy outside when we were 30,000 ft up in the air!lol

couldnt stand it at first but as supradidbs pointed out that after seeing some sluts wiggling to it in the clubs im kinda liking it

take away the keys instead

haha yeah the shake was fine although it was a bit more lumpy than usual nearer the end dave - yeah it was the trostre one

wouldnt it be easier to do it the other way around as in buy an aero and turbocharge it???

haha i was waiting for him to ask is it a turbo!! ohhhh the horror if he did :d

pulled up at the mcdonalds drive thru to pick up a banana milkshake. placed my order then the kid/thing/chav/slave looks into the car and says something which left me speechless..... maccy d's slave: omg whats the point in having a supra if its automatic!??!!!! me: have you ever driven an automatic supra? maccy d's slave: nope me: well what the hell are you on about then? go and drive one then ask me whats the point. maccy d's slave: it cant be any fun driving an automatic me: unless you have driven an automatic supra i suggest you stop spouting shit about one. ......at this point i think he has grasped the fact that im a bit pissed off... maccy d's slave: i wont get the chance to drive one. you can take me out in it. me: sorry mate your not my type to at which point i drive to the next window and get my bananananana milkshake off a very cute brunette chick:) i never thought id get so defensive over a car! but his timing wasnt the best with me in a stinking mood already due to a rather expensive trip to the dentist and still having half my chops still numb

im just getting started!!!!

a duck walks into a bar and asks the barman..... duck: have you got any carling? barman: no. duck: have you got any carling? barman: no. duck: have you got any carling? barman: ask me that again and il nail you to the fooking wall!! duck: ok, i do apologise. have you got any nails instead? barman: no. duck: have you got any carling??!! i apologise in advance for this one!

are those the type that hover in one place then dart off?? i had a bunch of them winding me up in work yesterday ...still dont know the name though!

ive got a set of golf clubs permenantly in the boot of my supra

he sounds like a friendly kinda guy:) just keep an eye on his hands when you are sat at the dinner table with them