Kittyclaws

you pregnant?

Thought i would get rid of my welder, had it well over a year now, hardly used it, can't have used it more than 3-5 times. it was a spur of the moment buy as i wanted to have a go at welding. will post some pics of it soon, but have found this link on a site that sells them. I'm looking to get £120 for it. and no i won't be bloody posting it lol http://www.tooled-up.com/Product.asp?PID=16979&MAN=Draper-240v-Mig-Welder-With-Accessories-And-Wheels

Now thats a good idea,, well worth a try

thanks for the info, wanted to gat a sony in the future, but have now changed my mind

mmm, the router could be handy, i'm looking into transfering music to system downstairs

What a tosser,, still main thing is that you are ok, the bike is in a bit of a state. front wheel is f#*ked,and if the forks are bent, then i hope they took the force of impact and svaed the headstock, otherwise the frame will be bent too

was good to see their future piece of kit, drinking lots of beer in the chiefs mess without having to pay made my day

Napalm???? or is that a bit much

I think we are about to boycott everything,

AWACS,,,,, Ahhhh did'nt know you was into Magic

forgot to add, yes i have, this craft, all that is known is that it is for the Royal Marines, ie the SBS side, and thats about it. I've had the honour of working along side these blokes, and they have serious bits of kit to play with

This is designed for the SBS, so it will made to be as silent, their present fast attack craft is very quick and quite good on the noise factor considering how fast it goes ( went out in one some years back )

Been meaning to show you this pic i took when out on HMS Edinburgh. I was out on a family day, when sailing back into pompey, this came along side. All that is known about it is it is still under sea trials for the SBS, no specs, nothing (understandable) but what i can say is this, when it shot off at a very high rate of knots, something troubled me, but was not sure what it was untill i got home. It did not make a sound. It is amazing how a craft that fast does not make a sound, good piece of kit that,, i want one /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_grin.gif

i would change body to firm & fruity

My love is equal for all people,,, except vegetarians,,or freaks for short (waits for a reply from a certain member)

I like to show my love for the planet by hugging trees ( helps me stand up when i'm p#ssed out of my skull)

A Big Hello To You /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_grin.gif

Tell me about it. I will take a train up in the morning, when it leaves Bognor, it will be clean and tidy, by the time it arrives at Victoria, it is a shit tip, banana skins left on table, papers, cups apple cores, just left everywhere. The cleaners have their work cut out, trying to clean a whole 12 car train before it is booked to leave again

To get that fairground bumper car look, OAP's should stick a sparkler on the roof

Should You Be Driving A Nissan Micra? Following BMW?s recent introduction of tests to identify people unpleasant enough to drive their vehicles, Nissan too have developed selection criteria for buyers of their own little Micra. If you are scared of driving grown-up cars or venturing more than 300 yards from home then the Micra may be for you. Answer the following simple questions to find out if your driving is bad enough that you really should think about getting one. 1. To park your car at the side of the road you need to find a space that is A: 50% longer than the car B: twice the length of the car C: twice the length of a double-decker bus. 2. Your greatest fear in the world today is A: terrorism B: global warming C: right-hand turns. 3. You are heading in the wrong direction, and need to turn around. Which of the following manoeuvres are you most likely to employ? A: a U-turn B: a three-point turn C: a three-hundred-and-seventy-eight point turn 4. Your car needs filling with unleaded. Where at the petrol station do you park? A: neatly alongside the unleaded pump B: neatly alongside the diesel pump C: at 45 degrees to the car wash 5. When you look in your mirror, how many cars on average are queued up behind you? A: ten to twenty B: twenty to fifty C: Are you telling me that cars are fitted with mirrors? 6. What accessory would you most like to fit to your Nissan Micra? A: BIG speakers, for pumping out BIG choons B: BIG alloys and PHAT tyres, for serious burning of rubber C: a nice little embroidered cushion to help me see over the steering wheel 7. What consumable item do you need to replace most often on your car? A: the battery B: the oil C: the back bumper 8. When referring to your Micra, what are you most likely to call it? A: ?The car? B: ?The Micra? C: ?Cuddlewuddles? Scoring For each question that you answered ?A? give yourself 0 points For each question that you answered ?B? give yourself 0 points For each question that you answered ?C? give yourself 10 points If you were too timid to answer any of the questions, award yourself 100 bonus points. Your Total 0 to 30 points: Phew, it?s OK! You are still capable of driving a proper car; give the Nissan Micra a wide berth. Seriously though, do give it a wide berth because the person driving it really hasn?t got a clue. 40 to 50 points: You are OK at the moment, but you should try the test again in a year or two, to see if your driving has deteriorated to the required standard. 60 to 70 points: You qualify! Get yourself a nice little Micra, and while you are at it, maybe some driving lessons. Factor about 30 minutes into your journey times for each junction you need to negotiate. More than 70 points: Oh, dear! It?s a Micra automatic for you. Or better still, throw away that license at get yourself a nice bus pass! Thank you for participating in this important survey. Please now do your bit to relieve chaos and congestion on our roads: Pass this on to a hopeless driver, and see if we can get them to take the hint!

I agree with others on here,, best bike to start with is the CBR600, brilliant all rounder, perfect big bike to start with

The phrase Nail and head comes to mind. Even if i found a copy of the sun, i would not read it. same goes for the Star, mirror, etc. the sun i hate the most because it took us years to get certain members of the IRA to court, then the sun goes and f#*ks it up by printing stuff they were not alowed to by order of the court, what happens,, they walk free

Hope you don't mind, but I had to do this

neither is Sarah Jessica Parker. I'm positive she is a Tranny