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Kittyclaws

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  1. had a good look at old posts containing the word Jesus, so hope this is not a repost,,, Enjoy
  2. 1. "I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career.." (Hudson Hawk) 2. "When she's making love, she has to pretend SHE'S someone else!" (Maverick).... 3. "Sometimes,... you just gotta say 'What the f*ck! What the f*ck gives you freedom, freedom brings opportunity, and opportunity makes your future." (Booger aka. Ralf's buddy) - Risky Business) 4. "asta la vista baby" ( Terminator ) 5. "There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!" (Beauford T. Justice - Smokey in the Bandit) 6. "There can be only one" (Highlander) 7. "We're gonna need a bigger boat" (Jaws) 8. "You ain't leadin' but two things now, pal. Jack and shit. And Jack left town." (Evil Dead 3) 9. "Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day" (The Godfather) 10. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning,............there's nothing like that smell. That gasoline smell. Smells like...............Victory." (Apocalypse Now) 11. "You talkin to me?" (Taxi Driver) 13. "We gotta go back [back where??] back to the future" (Doc to Marty in Back to the Future) 14. "May the force be with you" (star wars) 15. "Sprite, good, mind if I have some of your....... tasty beverage...... to wash this down?" (Pulp Fiction) 16. "Look Ma, top of the world" (White Heat) 17. "That's not a knife, *wooipt* now that's a knife" (Crocodile Dundee) 18. "Hey Griswold, where you gonna put a tree that big?" "Bend over and i'll show ya!" (National Lampoons Xmas Vacation) 19. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion..." (BladeRunner) 20. "What we've got here is................. failure to communicate" (Cool Hand Luke) 21. "I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman'" (Office Space) 22. Is this some sort of white c*nts' joke that black c*nts don't get? 'Cos I am not f*cking laughing, Nik-ol-as. (Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels) 22b. HEYYY YOUUU GUYYYS! (Chunk - the goonies) 23. So pretty please with sugar on top, clean the fuc....g car (Pulp fiction) 24. I'm a Mushroom cloud motherf..r motherf....r (pulp fiction) 25. Where's my Honda? Sorry baby I had to crash your Honda. Who's motorcycle is this? It's not a motorcycle baby, it's a chopper. Who's chopper is it? It's zed's baby. Who's zed? Zed's dead baby. (pulp fiction) 26. I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in the dictionary!(Office Space) 27. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. (Full Metal Jacket) 28. It's game over man, Game O-ver (Aliens) 29. We're screwed man, what the fuck are we supposed to do now huh? (aliens again) 30. Your hit, your bleeding man. I aint got time to bleed. Oh, ok. You got time to duck ?. (Predator) 31. Yippee kaiyay mother f##ker!!! (Die Hard) 32. Yes miss monypeny! (James bond) 33. I like you, you have balls, I like balls (Team america) 34. Pop quiz hotshot (Speed) 35. I feel the need, the need for speed! (Top Gun) 36. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?....Well, do ya punk? 37. Son, there's nothing finer than receiving a blowjob from a higher ranking officer. (Colonel Jessup (Jack Nicholson) - A few Good Men) 38.Do it. DO it. (Starsky and Hutch) 39. Better to burn out than fade away (Highlander) 40. You all take a good look at this piece of sh#t,,f#ck up in a fire fight will guarantee you a trip home in a body bag (Platoon)
  3. This is what I do. I have only just started wearing them too, yesterday in fact. Had a few probs this morning getting them in, left was a pain, but right was alot easier, but did have to remove the right lens as it did'nt feel right, so gave it a clean and put back in. Kopite has gave good tips, I found that facing slightly away from mirror ( but but still looking in mirror) and placing the lens on the white of the eye works best for me
  4. Then it is me next lol, but it will have to be a gentle hug (see ouch thread)
  5. Kittyclaws

    Ouch

    No, thats ok pal, no need for sorry
  6. Kittyclaws

    Ouch

    No, not me,, both the wife and me have giving the idea of having kids for a fair few years now,and we have thought the same all the time. So I decided to go for the op. The wife said she would have it done, but I would not allow her as it is more of an operation for women. It only to about 10 mins per nut, I've waited longer for a burger to be cooked lol
  7. Hello and welcome matey /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_grin.gif
  8. Kittyclaws

    Ouch

    Me and the cat belong to the same club now, well nearly the same club. I still have mine only they have now been unplugged, his have long gone lol
  9. Kittyclaws

    Ouch

    wish i had,,, it would have taken my mind off the pain in my wedding tackle lol
  10. Kittyclaws

    Ouch

    Yep,, had it done today, and they are just starting to wake up lol Yes plenty of rest for me,, no , I told Ewen in another thread yesterday
  11. Kittyclaws

    Ouch

    Ewen will know why, not that he had anything to do with it
  12. Kittyclaws

    Ouch

    Nope,, even worse
  13. Kittyclaws

    Ouch

    Feeling very sore at the moment.
  14. Hope you find one soon (he says through gritted teeth because he doesn't own one yet lol) I have saved the buying guide list on pc, but not had a good look at it yet. Shame about the wasted trip but as you said, at least you didn't buy a lemon,
  15. Speechless, can't believe the amount of damage done I live in a nice area, but I'm now thinking of cctv for when I get my Supra If I found out who done it, I would do the same. I am a calm person who would fight as a last resort, but I grew up in the east end of London, and have also served in the Armed forces, so deep down I have a temper. Hope you sort out your car soon matey
  16. More black i would have said (ouch) lol hope you will all be thinking of me at 16:30, as some bloke who I don't know is let loose on my wedding tackle with a scalpel
  17. Here are some of mine,, only one is from new camera as i'm still getting used to a SLR again, one of the pics you might have seen before (chainsaw)
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