So, 11:30 pm at night, driving home from bowling and the window isn't clearing properly...
Carry on driving, and suddenly the fog starts getting thicker.....
Look out the drivers window to realize that there is no fog outside...
Must be the aircon clearing it up, sometimes it gets condensation..
NOOOOOO, it is the heater matrix as I hear the unmistakable hiss from the behind the dash. Bear in mind I'm on a dark unlit road on the way back from Newbury.
Pull over into a golf course, where of course there is no light. Release some of the pressure off the radcap so it stops pissing it into the passenger footwell. Pop, and off goes radcap somewhere on the golf course... Luckily found it in the engine bay, bounced off the bonnet and landed on the battery...
So no water and no light.
Found 2 screw drivers and a set of wire cutters.. Removed the two water pipes feeding the matrix and shoved the back ends of the screwdrivers in, and put the clips back...
MacGuyver would have been proud. Found a water tap and a dodgy coke bottle, so filled it up, and managed to make it home.
So in summary. I need a new heater matrix and I've got the joy of a dash out job to look forward to.