Ewen

Thats a frog Thats a good photo That chick weed looks healthy That water looks very clear I like ponds

41...then I started crying

Happy hunting:)

Couple to get you started... Hampshire in general http://www.hants.gov.uk/localpages/moving.html Southampton area http://www.email4property.co.uk/southampton/estate-agents.htm

Guy breaks down during a blatt through the sticks...he finds a country pub and goes in to use the phone. As he walks in, all conversation stops and all eyes are on him...nervous, he goes to the bar. Landlord says 'you arnt from round here are you...have a drink on me' The guy asks what the locals drink, and the landlord replies 'pint of real ale with a rat-top' The guy looks around the bar and true enough sees loads of pints with dead rats floating in them...'er, I'll have a half then' he says. The landlord duly pulls half a pint, then grabs a rat and chops it in half, putting the tail end in the glass. The guy takes a deep breath and raises the glass to his lips...just then, the chap next to him grabs his arm and says ' heck, young man, you cant drink shit ale like that....it has no head on it'

Nice areas close to Southampton... Hamble Netley Bursledon Fair Oak Botley Swanwick Nice Towns commuting distance from Southampton... Winchester Romsey Beaulieu Hythe Nice villages between Southampton and Portsmouth... Funtley Wickham Droxford Hambledon

How did you find out that he's 'hung like a donkey' ?

Ewildo

Some dont dare stuff their todger in a hornets nest in case they get stung... Some, on the other hand coat it in honey first.

Wonder if he offers free circumcision at club meets

http://www.dorsetforyou.com/index.jsp?articleid=2816 Pretty much the whole Dorset thang above....

http://www.lulworth.com/holiday/holiday_park.htm Theres a nice clean caravan park at Durdle Door....I'd stay there if I wasnt 30 minutes down the road

What, the FAMOUS Rob ? Rob the Blob ? Had a face like a nob, had a downturned gob, brother called Bob...burnt his balls on a hob, dressed like a slob, made his Mum sob...his Dad was a snob, he smelled so bad the IOW was towed five miles offshore That Rob ? Yes Im bored

Hes been at it for hours, well since 2 pm anyway

Christ, hes lost a few pounds since the last meet

The only expanation for his no-show so far is that hes clicked your link, fainted and is currently lying on the floor dreaming of Hovis

Hello and welcome to the club Christ I feel very old all of a sudden Three pages and WSB2 nowhere to be seen...

It travels all over the world in eternal perpituity...one minute its an Eagle F1, next its clogging up a Royal Marines assault rifle in Iraq, then via some Ostrich poo in Africa its being sneezed out from a wallaby's nostril in Oz. Once said snot is refined, it becomes Stella Artois and so on etc.

Looks great....fresh, unique and all your own work. I've got a donated stock front that I'm going to do something similar to, so its good to see one thats had the treatment actually on a car. I'm thinking of splitting it all the way round about half way up then making good the gap...your idea looks far better:)

That will be me then

JIC are no longer trading

JIC (as was) 'clocked' mine as soon as it was over here and sorted for UK. The original kilometer mileage was changed to the equivelent mileage during de-limit and conversion.

Sorry, I'm totally out of em:)

If this comes off it will be great....along with a Supra in British GT...good news all round. Wonder what new blood will do to the prices of cars already over here though ? Hopefully it will be relative. Edit...mental note to read previous posts prior to posting

So it is...thats great:)