Ewen

And why not...Jane gets paid for doing something shes really good at, and I'm actively encouraged to do bugger all around the house.

Burberry ? Its the McBanana Clan Tartan I'll have you know.

Im sure he will be very happy with it. As to the three-spoked free-speaker from the wrong side of Hadrians Wall, I'm sure he will enjoy his victory with dignity and humility:d

Great idea, but it should be done once a year, in alphabetical order. Ive set a calendar reminder to send you a pound in 2065:)

All day on Sky news....India up in arms over the treatment Shilpas getting from the other women in the house, the Prime Minister being asked questions about it, police investigating it etc etc. Channel 4 execs must be wearing a giant right now.

That is some set up Jazzy.

Nooooo:d someones gonna love reading this

Third pic, far left bottom corner....theres a rat doing an ab crunch:blink:

Love it.

Ooops...very high winds again tomorrow.

Thanks for that. I'll make sure she reads all this. I'll have to think of a clever answer for when she asks why they need re-gassing though.

They speak random, but cant read it, aparently:)

All good, but the inflatable teeth / lobster one is great

What ? A partial camel-toe on a BBC poster ?

Indeed....I'd forgotten how big her personality was.

Oic

I agree:) a new addition to my Random Large Ladies Letchering Lust List

Oic ?

Shes ageing well isnt she ? Absolutely stunning in the Kenny Everett days.

One side of me the guys half deaf, the guy on the other side loves big engines of all kinds so I'm lucky I guess. The only problem I've had with a neighbour (a few doors up) was with my wifes / sons / daughters cars legally parked on the road opposite his house. He had a go at me once when I was washing the car. It got bad, but as hes old I backed off and let it go. We then had a load of dog poo appear at the foot of our drive every other day, and eventually I saw him letting his dog shite right in front of my car. He didnt see me, and I bagged it, stuck a label on it saying 'delivered to wrong address' and posted it through his letter box. Next thing is I get my nearest neighbour having a go at me (the old bloke told him about this) saying the old sods wife had Altzheimers and give him a little latitude. Last weekend wifes car had two tyres let down, cant prove it but I reckon its him.

Thanks Paul...shes almost 21, hes 30. I've been surfing whilst on here and havent found anything scary about this cross so far ??

Trouble is its ultimately down to her and her bloke...As a dad, I can only research / get advice and pass it on. The bloke has had GSDs before and treated them well, Roxy loves dogs too so we are half way there.

I bet you'd argue with a signpost:)

Just joshing Scott. Three-spokes have been described as old hat and similar on here, but I for one love them. They suit Supras IMO, and when my Supra came over from Japan I nearly did a deal with the importer for a set but they were not wide enough for the rears. Rare now are they not ? (sorry for careering off-topic Markymark)