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Ewen

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  1. My personal battle against the ciggies goes on. We had a leaving do for a long standing office member on Thursday night, which was a little fierce, and I'm sorry to say I had a couple late on. Not good and I'm ashamed. Still, I'm ill at the mo and the cravings gone away for now. As for my other resolution, to go BPU (as this is in the Supra chat), I still havent sorted owt yet. I'll be too old and decrepit to enjoy it at this rate.
  2. I was looking forward to it (and I think I'm gonna miss out on the Basingstoke meet tomorrow) but you lot wouldnt appreciate catching what I've come down with. I require a toilet within a ten foot radius at the mo:d
  3. Ewen

    no1 boyracer

    Oooo, careful or you'l have Bob on your back. (not in a No1 Boyracer way though, I hasten to add)
  4. Good old Tracy Dick. Taught me theres more to life than fannies. 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) Homer Simpson 6) 7)The late Greg Gillman (my physics teacher from 1975) 8) 9) 10) 11) 12) Mawby 13) 14) 15)Kermit The Frog 16)Tommy Cooper 17) 18) 19) My mum 20) 21) Fanny Cradock 22) Tracy Dick 23) 24) Death 25) Jade Goody
  5. Ewen

    Jade Goody . . .

    I agree, nager is terrible stuff. Should only be allowed on prescription.
  6. good news....remember, no lunges or pelvic thrusts for a while
  7. I've come down with something shitty, and feel really crap so doubt I'll be there now.
  8. Sorry I didnt get down to see you lot. I'm ill:(
  9. It scares me....I dont want to be groomed
  10. And the movie Alien Nation (1988), where Sam Francisco only drinks lumpy off milk. Eewwweeyukkyewwweewwwww
  11. Wow, what an enthusiast. An ultimatum from the wife methinks ?
  12. Thanks for the Ewwwwww, I missed those. Yup, me and my first car. I'm also reading my first Razzle:)
  13. I remember an episode of The Man from Uncle where Napoleon Solo thwarted a rather nasty Thrush agent with sour milk. Actually, come to think of it, it could have been yoghurt. Hang about, I'm being a spud, it wasnt The Man From Uncle, it was the weekend before Christmas and it wasnt old Napoleon, it was my sister in law.
  14. Just a measly little 'yuk' ? Is that it ?
  15. Till Thawsday (he said in a Geordie accent)
  16. Ewen

    Jade Goody . . .

    Oooh, girl on girl brown-nose action:d
  17. Ewen

    Jade Goody . . .

    Hmmm, with a face like an arse, and an arse that she talks through, Jack must be confused when it comes to blow-jobs and anal action. He'd only know which end is which if she clenched her teeth.
  18. Should be in Technical, surely:)
  19. intentional wording I assume
  20. I object to the poll lumping all silver cars together....it denies me the oportunity of bigging it up being Quicksilver, the fastestest and bestestest silver of all. Except possibly Gunmetal, but thats not really silver is it.
  21. Mine had 6,900 km (4,500 miles) on it when it came over from Japan. 4,500 miles for a five year old car is fishy is it not ? The supporting documentation and service sheets were all I had to go on, but if clocked, I'd wonder why anyone would clock it so extreme.
  22. Ewen

    these made me chuckle

    Nah, you were right first time
  23. So this is lets pick on Ewen night is it ? Tis indeed me as a toaty wean. 1965 I think...Christ.
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