I'm salary paid, based on a 35 hour week. I'm usually in at nine, dont usually take lunch, and I'm out anywhere between 6 and 10 pm, averaging say, a 55 hour week. Sometimes I'm in at 6 am, sometimes I'm a half hour late. I put the hours in on weekdays so I dont feel guilty about having weekends off. I'm always losing out on several days holiday at the end of the year 'cos I don't take them as often as I should. I usually wear Calvin Klein underpants (black) and dress to the left. I pretend not to notice the new girl in Personnel. I go outside to fart, and I kiss the badge every hour or so.