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Best offer yet - I'll consider that!

I've got a £5 note in my pocket, was wondering what its worth: Completely standard note Approx 135mm x 69mm Slightly 'pocket worn' Off white with multi coloured security printing Silver thread fully intact Nice pic of Liz's head on one side, some mardy looking tart on the other Year of manufacture unknown Standard UK note, not an import Signed by the Chief Cashier Never been thrashed Paper flickers and time wasters need not apply Ideas?

My lad and I will assuredly be there!

Run a small graphic design and multimedia consultancy - trained as a graphic designer and have been doing it ever since college. Easy? Starting a business is dead easy, its keeping it going thats the difficult bit! You fancy going it alone then?

Or a neighbour walks past and asks “Fancy doing mine while your at it?” “Only if I can shag your wife when you're at work” should be my witty response but sadly all my neighbours wives got beaten to shit with the ugly stick!

Got it for phone calls, not seen the video bit yet but then I'm on a Mac so we always get our version 2 years after you PC freaks!

I do - second time around for me as well!

HKS 'Silent' with double decat!! Sounds like a pissed off Spitfire!!

Please do mate - have used File Salvage which has recovered about 70%. Could still do with sending disc off - was quoted £900 to recover 115GB of data.

Apple are useless!!

Am in dire need of help - my main hard drive has tried to commit hari kari - the b-tree catalogue has corrupted and I can't access the drive. Norton doesn't touch it, disk aid no joy. I need to retrieve some hugely important data (client files) which are worth a fortune to me. Have spoken to a data retrieval company and have been quoted quite a lot to retrieve data but am considering it. Am currently running File Salvage (very, very slow) but am after advice and help. HELP!!! PLEASE!!!

Its on page 1 you lazy sod!! Call inchcape Toyota in Kidlington. 01865-291333 (That's direct line to the parts dept). Ask for a Steve Manley. And tell him about the BBS and Colin Jones (CJ) off this BBS.

Glass old bean, the real deal!

Lovely looking car mate and the GS wheels do suit it well!

Totally made up bollox by the way - was just bored!!!

When we did it, we were in the woods! She likes the great outdoors!!

I've had a dream with Cameron giving me a right sorting out - doesn't she go!! At least I was polite enough to use the front door!

This is interesting - the pregnancy aspect of your dream points to a deep psychological desire to express your feminine side, a side which has been supressed due to social unnacceptance. Most men who dream about pregnancy are keen to come out of the closet and express their femininity on a more permanent basis but are too afraid to show it. However, this is further enhanced by the fraternisation with criminals who weren't criminals - basically masquerading - those in hiding. Being chased by men, well, that hardly needs too much of an explanation. The famous psychologist Alber Schteiner has linked these basic subconscious elements as, and I quote, "The oft mentioned male pregnancy harks to strong homosexual tendencies often masked by the wrappings of more macho paraphenalia (cars, bikes and trucks primarily) and offers cause for discussion with a psychologist or analyst". On impersonation and masquerading he says, "Hiding behind masks, masquerading as someone or something else, particularly those in authority (police, army or other armed forces) signifies a fear of revealing a true identity or desire. If, however, the individual is surrounded by, or is in the company of, those masquerading as someone/something else then another aspect of desire is revealed. As in chapter 2 the subject is expressing a subconscious need to express a homosexual side of their personality hitherto supressed." Oops!

Thanks for the invite again Jase - good turn out and a good meet. Where were the rest of you Supras??!!!

See you there mate!

Anybody who showed joy at his passing should be totally ashamed. When a definitive book comes out that's called 'Life, How to Live It - The Rules' I'll read it and abide by it until then I applaud anybody who lives life their own way and says hang the consequences and balls to the 'normal' (whatever that is) way of doing things - life's too short to worry about too much. There's too much namby-pamby PC balls around these days and too many people who are quick to criticise those who don't do things their way - each to their own I say. If everybody was the same this world would be a bloody awful and dull place - live it your own way and never apologise for doing so. George lived that way and I take my hat off to him. Remember that he's still somebody's son, somebody's dad and a friend to many - lest we all end up so loved and remembered at the end of our time here. Sermon ends - now fuck off!

Naturally!!

No!! Couldn't be arsed!!

He finally went this afternoon - thanks for being you George - rest well - have one for me up (down!) there!!

AM V8 Vantage - no hesitation.