oxygene Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Doc - "Hello, how can I help you?" Man - "I've got an orange willy!" Doc - "What?" Man - "My willy - it's turned orange." Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up. Ah, it seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?" Man - "Not really" Doc - "What about stress at work?" Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack" Doc - "That sounds very stressful." Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated" Doc - "Hmm, what about your home life?" Man - "Well, my girlfriend was a complete cow, she nagged non-stop and put me down every chance she got." Doc - "That sounds stressful" Man - "Yeah, but I left her and I've never been happier." Doc - "I see, what about your social life?" Man - "Social life? I don't really have one." Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?" Man - "Watch porn and eat Wotsits." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Sounds good lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 cracking..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxygene Posted December 23, 2004 Author Share Posted December 23, 2004 it was sent to me by one of the girls here at work, I had to pass it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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