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1.52pm joke


Blackie

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A bloke holds a party where each guest has to come dressed as an emotion. The first guest arrives painted green with an "N" and a "V" on his chest, "I'm green with envy" he says. A woman then arrives covered in pink with feathers round her bits "I'm tickled pink" she says. The next two guests are irish, ones got his dick in a bowl of custard and the other has his dick in a pear! The host is shocked and asks what they have come as, "well, oim fukin discustard & mick has cum in dispear"

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