CJ Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Hopefully not a repost. For all Simpsons fans, Homer said :- I could kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer - Homer Simpson All right brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs." "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." "You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine." "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel." "If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." "To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!" "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." "I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'cover for me.' Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, 'it was like that when I got here." "Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda." "Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumps Ville. Population: you." "Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night." "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." "Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such." "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way." "Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain whats-his-name?" "We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?" "Television - teacher, mother, secret lover!" "Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 You'll get an infraction for insulting a mod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 7, 2007 Author Share Posted November 7, 2007 You'll get an infraction for insulting a mod. I did a search for the above and used the term "Homer". I gave up after a bit hence the hope that it isn't a repost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Some of those are very good:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 The Simpsons rule. I loved the one where Homer hit a deer in the car.. 'Doh...a deer, a female deer'. A glorious moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 7, 2007 Author Share Posted November 7, 2007 The Simpsons rule. I loved the one where Homer hit a deer in the car.. 'Doh...a deer, a female deer'. A glorious moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 I like the scene with Mulder and Scully: Scully: This is a simple lie detector test. I'll ask you some questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. Lie detector machine explodes. Never fails to make me smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Ralph rules!! Ralph Wiggum's Words of Wisdom: - Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers. - This snowflake tastes like fish sticks. - This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. - My cat's breath smells like cat food. - Me fail English? That's unpossible. - The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Yeah, Ralph Wiggum has some of the best one liners in the show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 love that bit too! Simpons rule! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Homer rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Yeah, Ralph Wiggum has some of the best one liners in the show *Ralph puts icecream cone on his forehead* "I'm a uni-tard!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 I like the scene with Mulder and Scully: Scully: This is a simple lie detector test. I'll ask you some questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. Lie detector machine explodes. Never fails to make me smile :rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scottw74 Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Got to be one of the best shows around. Still has me in stitches. And I swear once, Homer and Marge were in bed, and I still say he said 'mmmm boobies.' No one seems to aggree though. Cant remember the episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossco Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 One of the best Homer quotes comes from the episode where Ned takes him to a football game and Homer gets the match ball. "You can be my 3rd child and I will call you Stitchface" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 8, 2007 Author Share Posted November 8, 2007 I also liked: "Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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