Blackie Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, “Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself.” The reporter said, “Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same, it must have been a terrifying experience!” The old explorer said, “No, not then - just now when I went ROARRRR!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovels Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamer Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 My advice to you is do not give up whatever it was you previously did on Fridays in favor of your 'jokes'. That was about as funny as diaper rash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 i got one lol so i'm happy. the main mission is to get a lol out of havard! do you get diaper rash alot gamer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 how comes "the prawns" jokes are always considered funny and mine are always considered rubbish?? Because you are considered a rubbish person!! Even if you told the best joke in the history of jokes it would be distinctly lacking in humour!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 aaahhh RedM, i understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Tommy Cooper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 no, Alan blackie, but i am wearing a fezz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 I'll have to give this a 2/10 on the basis that I had to read it twice in order to get it!! Keep trying Blackie!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 must try harder 2/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT Robbo Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 i thought it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 i liked it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamer Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 must try harder 2/10 Trying too hard seems to be the problem with most of your posts IMO. Unless your excuse is you are on drugs, in which case can I have some ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 Trying too hard seems to be the problem with most of your posts IMO. please explain? mine seem the same as most other posts on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Well I liked that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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