Carl Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you? "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. " I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" And I don't remember much after that .." Carl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 haha made me laugh :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Very good...... for a Thursday!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_SWZ Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Thursday joke then LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallace9 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 That wot happens when u spend time time with the wife though!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Posted April 5, 2007 Author Share Posted April 5, 2007 Ahh you spotted the deliberate Friday error... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 They dont make em like that any more (fortunately) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ewen Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 The first thing he saw when he came to..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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