JustGav Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christians abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again." Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed......... .....I found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 that's good, great punchline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 erm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 where is Bill these days??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 where is Bill these days??? It did actually make me think of him to be fair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 ouch !! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I can't believe I just blindly read that out to Vicki. She's staring at me funny now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Rob_ Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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