edd_t Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman "Can I have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?" The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the rabbit the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves. The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says "A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman". The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down. The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, the barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year. In walks the rabbit and says, "A Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman", smiling and accepting the tributes of the masses. The barman says, "I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties". The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, "We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie". The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, "Are you sure I will like it?" The masses bated breath is ear shatteringly silent. The barman, with a roguish smile says "Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends, I know you'll love it". "Ok" says the rabbit," I'll have a Pint of Beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie". The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie, he then waves to the crowd and leaves.... ....NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!! One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) calls time. When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar. The barman says, "Who are you" To which he is answered, "I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house". The barman says, "I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in every night and have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, masses came to see you and this place was famous" The rabbit says, "Yes I know". The barman said, "I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and heese Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one instead" The rabbit said "Yes, you promised me that I would love it". The barman said "You never came back, what happened?" "I DIED", said the Rabbit. "NO!" said the barman, "what from". "Mixin'-me-toasties" yes its a repost, but its over a year so i dont care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Taxi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 A rabbit walks in to a pub and says to the barman, "Got any carrots?". The barman says, "No - try the grocery shop down the road". The next day the rabbit goes back in to the pub and says, "Got any carrots?" The barman said "No - we don't sell carrots". The same thing happens again the next day and the day after and the day after! The day after that the rabbit goes back in to the same pub and says, "Got any carrots?" The barman finally snaps and yells, "Arrgh! If you come in again and ask for some carrots I'm gonna nail your ears to the floor". The next day the rabbit comes back into the bar and says, "Have you got any nails?" The barman looks slightly confused and tentatively says, "errr...no". The rabbit looks him straight in the eyes and says..... ..."Got any carrots?" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 haha i like that one too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Love both of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Not bad (both)!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 lol, the 2nd one had me on the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 24, 2007 Author Share Posted February 24, 2007 never expected this thread to re-surfice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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