steb9780 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper. "Daddy, where does poo come from?" she asks. The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says: "Well you know we just ate breakfast?" "Yes," answers the girl. "Well the food we eat goes into our tummies and our bodies break down the food with strong acid, then we take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet, and that is poo." The little girl looks shocked, and stares at him with watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds, her bottom lip quivering, then she asks: "And Tigger?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Very poor!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 on a slightly different note, when I was at primary school, I heard someone say Blow Job!. I didn't know what that meant, so I asked my dad what it was when I got home His answer................... Hoovering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 i loved that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 on a slightly different note, when I was at primary school, I heard someone say Blow Job!. I didn't know what that meant, so I asked my dad what it was when I got home His answer................... Hoovering. muhahhaha you're old man's a legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Repost (one of Tims as well! Shame on you) http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=91057&highlight=tigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 muhahhaha you're old man's a legend! Te he, indeed, quite ingenuis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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