Steviekid Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Managed to pregnancy scan 200 cows in two and a half hours today (80 arseholes per hour) smashing my previous record of 214 in three and a half hours (61 arseholes per hour)! I'm off to brag to all my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Im truly not sure wether to congratulate you or berate you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steviekid Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 I was actually slightly disappointed as I was hoping to get closer to 300 done this afternoon. Only 1600 to go now. Going to have a sore arm by the end of next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I have in fact decided, it is going to be beratement Ya cow perv! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I was actually slightly disappointed as I was hoping to get closer to 300 done this afternoon. Only 1600 to go now. Going to have a sore arm by the end of next week. sod the sore arm, what about the poor cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steviekid Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 sod the sore arm, what about the poor cow Most of them don't seem to mind (I've got skinny arms and plenty of bottles of lube). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardiffSupra Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 LOL, Well done:blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky-Ricky Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 (61 arseholes per hour)! I'm off to brag to all my friends. That will go down well at the pub:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cable Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Errrrrr... nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Just don't get the idea you're at work when you're at home in bed with the Mrs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHanky Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Managed to pregnancy scan 200 cows in two and a half hours today (80 arseholes per hour) smashing my previous record of 214 in three and a half hours (61 arseholes per hour)! I'm off to brag to all my friends. LMAO Well done on with your new record. Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I'm not that upto speed on a cow's anatomy, but why are you fisting a cow up the arse to do a pregancy scan? You must absolutely hum- do they ever fart as you withdraw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steviekid Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 I'm not that upto speed on a cow's anatomy, but why are you fisting a cow up the arse to do a pregancy scan? That's just how it's done. Ultrasound scanners don't show enough depth to be able to scan through the flank in a cow (it's always a trade off between depth and level of detail) whereas if you shove it up their arse the uterus is within cms. And yes, I do need a shower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_have Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Stinkykid:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 WELL DONE i bet your well pleased with yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Sounds like a normal day at work in Tesco having to deal with so many assholes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 it's always a trade off between depth and level of detail I said that to the missus once.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Whats the matter Ermintrude ? You look a bit put out. Well I never Daisy, one minute I was chewing the cud, then 'kinell, I get this human shoving a geiger-counter up my arse, whilst chanting 'I could have been an accountant' over and over...and they call US mad:blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Is this a hobby or an ocupation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 i can think of another cow that needs a good fisting . hope she dont read this .lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 i can think of another cow that needs a good fisting . hope she dont read this .lol LOL she will kill you mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIJ8631 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Come on Stevie, dont try to kid us that its hard work. That what comes of mixing business with pleasure - you become a vet. See you soon Cheers Ian Remember and have a wash first though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steviekid Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 dont try to kid us that its hard work. I't not actually. They're all between six weeks and four months pregnant, so scanning them is a piece of piss. It starts getting harder when they're three or four weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Excellent work, I'd like to shake your hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkTheBoy Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I bet you don't bite your nails! Better than that stop 'n' grow crap. I hope the salary's good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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