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Kids are funny


tbourner

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When I had the Supe some kid from over the road asked if it had piston rings, which made me laugh!.

 

Now moved and have the Yaris, last night there were some kids hanging around it looking in etc. They walked off down the road and I went out to check it over. Sitting in the passenger seat getting the CDs out of view!! They came back....

 

Kid1: How fast does you car go?

Me: Not very.

Kid2 to Kid1: Oi you dick we just looked it's 120mph!

Kid3: Is it electric?

Me: No, petrol.

Kid2: Why doesn't it have one of those dials that says how fast you're going?

Me: It does it's a digital one in the centre dash.

Kid4: Oh right that's why we couldn't see it.

Kid1: Is it a turbo?

Me: Unfortunately no.

Kid2 to Kid1: No it's a petrol you can only get turbos on diesels!

Me: *puzzled look* I had a turbo petrol car before this, a Toyota Supra.

Kid2: A what? An Imprezza?

Me: *Punches kid on nose*

 

 

 

Actually I didn't punch him, just wanted to learn him a bit. :D

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lol, I got the same from some kids outside my parents the other day

 

how fast does your car go?

 

will you let me drive it?

 

how much does one of those cost?

 

I'm gonna get one of those when I learn to drive (more like you'll learn to drive whilst stealing one!)

 

However I must say it always makes me smile when kids shout "ace car mrs!" as i drive by

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They're doing the road surface where I work. Two kids at a house next door were asked by the roadworkers if they knew who owned the cars there - apparently the response was 'that really cool car belongs to the girl next door'!

 

Two compliments in one sentence, bless 'em!

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His two kids were just gonna go to bed and casualty was on..And someone gets run over by an ambulance in the scene..anyway the younger one says why don't the people get hurt doing that on telly?? are they real people??

 

And the older one turns with this OMG YOU STUPID PERSON look on his face and says.....YESSSSSSSS they ARE real people but sponge ambulances:D Inearlly wet my pants...Only a child has that sort of logic:D

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Kids are great for coming out with classic lines

 

I was driving Tomasz (my 2 1/2 year old son) to nursery one morning and I saw a field full of cows so I shout to him "look Tom cows" and he responded with "no mummy! Beef!"

 

I dont know where he got it from but I was laughing all the way to work! :)

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I have an Autistic 8 year old boy across the road. He often comes over to admire the supra. Comes out with some great stuff!

 

boy: How fast is it.

Jez: Fast enough.

boy: Be even faster if it had one big turbo instead of two little ones.

 

:taped:

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