Supragal Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a sl*t. ************************************************************************ ***************** Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: There's no need to get on your knees and s*ck me off just yet. ************************************************************************ ***************** Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done sh*gging you in the back of my car, I don't give a sh*t where you go. ************************************************************************ ***************** Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: That explains the moustache then! ************************************************************************ ***************** Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised. Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your a***. ************************************************************************ ***************** Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been sh*gged. (OOPS... OUCH... ) ************************************************************************ ***************** Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: I'd rather eat glass. Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants. ************************************************************************ ***************** Man: You're pretty... Woman: P*ss off. Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty f***'n ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 noted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Very good, the last one is my favourite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Very good, i wonder how many of those comebacks would end with a slap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 ill think ill be using the last one a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 ill think ill be using the last one a lot prefer the first and second-last ones myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Classics, good find! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 might try some of them later! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 I liked this one best Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: That explains the moustache then! But I'll never get to use it, you actually have to speak to girls to do this eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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