garetheves Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 One day God says to Noah, "Noah, i want you to build be another Ark." Noah replies, "Not a problem boss, what exactly are you after?" "I want an ark with many levels to it this time," Noah: "Many levels? Gotcha, what else?" God: "And instead of all animals i want it stocked entirely with fish." Noah: "Just fish God??" "Yes, in fact specifically just Koi Carp" Noah: "Ok let me sum this up, you want a new Ark, with many levels, stocked entirely with Koi Carp? But why God?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wait for it, believe me its worth it. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . God: "Because i want a multistory Carp Ark. Ill get my coat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 An oldie but a goody! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 That tickled me it did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 haha i like that. havnt heard it before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Bit fishy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Bit fishy. Doh! Not the 'Plaice' for that kind of reply:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Doh! Not the 'Plaice' for that kind of reply:p 'cod' almighty. I didn't expect a response like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 'cod' almighty. I didn't expect a response like that! LMAO:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 you sad sole. Time wise, you obviously have an empty plaice, and are trying to find things to fillet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Cry Haddock and let slip the Cods of war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Cry Haddock and let slip the Cods of war. I think we've 'battered' the fish jokes now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprash Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum. "What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered." Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself. You lads go down the pub." So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads " Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by himself! Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on. "Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes)." They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him inthe dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down." "Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!" "No, no, I have, I've let you down. ……………………………………………………………………. I got sent off after 12 minutes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 My sister's favourite joke that one. My mum's is... What did Hitler tell his men just before they got into their tanks? Get into the tanks men. They'll laugh at anything my family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 My sister's favourite joke that one. My mum's is... What did Hitler tell his men just before they got into their tanks? Get into the tanks men. They'll laugh at anything my family. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 What did Hitler tell his men just before they got into their tanks? Get into the tanks men. PMSL that will get uesd by me for ages now lol....love it !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jim_supra Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 My sister's favourite joke that one. My mum's is... What did Hitler tell his men just before they got into their tanks? Get into the tanks men. They'll laugh at anything my family. That is very funny! that's my new fave:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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