Dragonball Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 http://www.normanberesford.com/commonTest.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 You're generally far removed from council land, however, your brother once introduced you to a girl who lived on an estate and shattered your illusions of Barratt Homes being a character from an Emily Bronte novel.You like expensive shops and generally only travel by London Taxi. Your mother once served you fish fingers, however you have adapated enough in adult life to only purchase Tesco's finest crab cakes as a substitute.You have the presence of mind to sneer at a bottle of Freixenet.. -- Load of tosh really though apart from far removed from council land Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanessa Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 You are definately entering the danger zone here. You have owned at sometime in your life a pet fish won from a funfair. You regularly buy Superdrug's own brand toiletries but ensure you carry them home in a Clinique carrier bag. You have a number of gold cards and a run a respectable enough car, however, you would do well to remove the "Baby on Board" sticker from the back. You enjoy good food and wine courtesy of Delia Smith's home cookery course and have been to University.. All crap really, mind you does say : Run a respectable enough car ,Definatley no baby on board stickers !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 There is no hope for you - you are well and truly an escapee from Council Island. You will now forever be known as first name "pikey pikey do as ya likey" surname. You think that Blue Nun is a choice wine and always cook Spag Bol at dinner parties. None of your home cutlery matches and a few of your mugs have established chipping to the handles. Every room in your house is painted Magnolia and you have a dado rail in your living room. You name your children after pop or filmstars and buy the Sunday Sport as an informative newspaper. Your car is made by Ford and has fag burns in the driver seat. You've only been to Spain on holiday.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 You have a whiff of dog blanket about you and your shoes need to be resoled. You enjoy garden centres and eating out at country pubs. Your quite well known at the local KwikFit and think nothing of sticking Bart Simpson doll to your rear seat window. You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet. It is likely that you have been arrested for a minor offence and count George Best as an idol. You are likely to have been educated to A Level standard.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suprasport Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 There is no hope for you - you are well and truly an escapee from Council Island. You will now forever be known as first name "pikey pikey do as ya likey" surname. You think that Blue Nun is a choice wine and always cook Spag Bol at dinner parties. None of your home cutlery matches and a few of your mugs have established chipping to the handles. Every room in your house is painted Magnolia and you have a dado rail in your living room. You name your children after pop or filmstars and buy the Sunday Sport as an informative newspaper. Your car is made by Ford and has fag burns in the driver seat. You've only been to Spain on holiday.. everything but the dado rail doesn't go with the white and green floral walpaper. i do have taste ya know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 There is no hope for you - you are well and truly an escapee from Council Island. You will now forever be known as first name "pikey pikey do as ya likey" surname. You think that Blue Nun is a choice wine and always cook Spag Bol at dinner parties. None of your home cutlery matches and a few of your mugs have established chipping to the handles. Every room in your house is painted Magnolia and you have a dado rail in your living room. You name your children after pop or filmstars and buy the Sunday Sport as an informative newspaper. Your car is made by Ford and has fag burns in the driver seat. You've only been to Spain on holiday.. Cant see whats wrong with all that, just clean healthy living:sos: In fact I think ive climbed the social ladder now:rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesG Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Oh no, it's true - I own a Hinari microwave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Have you ever fantasised about owning a Ford Escort? A Mexico would go down a treat I once went to Magaluf to a club and sat in some sick. Water was £5 a bottle. I didn't stay in the resort so had to get a taxi home in the morning but didn't have any money left. I had to leave vicki in the taxi as insurance that I'd return with the dosh It's pretty spot on for me: You have a whiff of dog blanket about you and your shoes need to be resoled. You enjoy garden centres and eating out at country pubs. Your quite well known at the local KwikFit and think nothing of sticking Bart Simpson doll to your rear seat window. You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet. It is likely that you have been arrested for a minor offence and count George Best as an idol. You are likely to have been educated to A Level standard.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 You have a whiff of dog blanket about you and your shoes need to be resoled. You enjoy garden centres and eating out at country pubs. Your quite well known at the local KwikFit and think nothing of sticking Bart Simpson doll to your rear seat window. You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet. It is likely that you have been arrested for a minor offence and count George Best as an idol. You are likely to have been educated to A Level standard Some way out to be honest. No mention of only shopping at Sainsburys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 You are definately entering the danger zone here. You have owned at sometime in your life a pet fish won from a funfair. You regularly buy Superdrug's own brand toiletries but ensure you carry them home in a Clinique carrier bag. You have a number of gold cards and a run a respectable enough car, however, you would do well to remove the "Baby on Board" sticker from the back. You enjoy good food and wine courtesy of Delia Smith's home cookery course and have been to University.. Where does he get this crap from:giveup: ? (apart from the respectible car bit) Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Fraser Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Nooo.. There is no hope for you - you are well and truly an escapee from Council Island. You will now forever be known as first name "pikey pikey do as ya likey" surname. You think that Blue Nun is a choice wine and always cook Spag Bol at dinner parties. None of your home cutlery matches and a few of your mugs have established chipping to the handles. Every room in your house is painted Magnolia and you have a dado rail in your living room. You name your children after pop or filmstars and buy the Sunday Sport as an informative newspaper. Your car is made by Ford and has fag burns in the driver seat. You've only been to Spain on holiday.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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