Supragal Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Subject: Chicken Surprise - you'll like this one A couple decided to go for a meal and after some deliberation settled for their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the menu and finally agree to share the chef's special 'Chicken Surprise'. The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot rises by a tiny amount and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. 'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two beady little eyes looking around before it firmly slams back down. Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation. 'Well sir', says the waiter, 'What did you order?' 'We both chose the same', he replies, 'the Chicken Surprise' 'Oh I do apologise, this is my fault' says the waiter... . . . wait for it... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 'I've brought you the Peeking duck' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 R E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted December 20, 2005 Author Share Posted December 20, 2005 god damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted December 20, 2005 Author Share Posted December 20, 2005 how did I miss that?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 lol, its a new one for me. so all is not lost i like that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chiefvinso Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Just cos it aint spealt proparly doesnt meen it wasnt funnee - good un!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soo Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Excellent....: :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Dude..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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