MaveriK Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again. WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: makes audible groan). WIFE: Would you live in our house? HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house. WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep? WIFE: Would you let her drive my car? HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new. WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers? HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs? HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed. WIFE: - - silence - - HUSBAND: F**k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Men always let it slip at some point:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cornimac Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Love it!!! Will we ever learn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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