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If you are a cat person DO NOT LOOK!


dilocruzy

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why are cats lazy bxxxxxxs .

you put them out in the night , they then spend all their time ripping open bin bags , and eating rotton food .

then they have a shag , and keep the whole street awake .

once the shagging is over they feel the need to kill some vermin, bit like humans need a fag .

you let them back in in the morning , they spend the rest of the day licking their bits and sleeping .

you can see why dogs hate the fxxxxxg animals. and me because im allergic to them lol

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Cats are a pain in the arse and should be fitted with perimeter devices that shock them everytime they try to wander off the 'owners' property. Bloody things digging up plants, shitting everywhere and scratching my cars. Hate 'em.

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i've got the best of both worlds, my cat acts like a dog. You throw him a stick and he'll retrieve it. Plus he's bigger than most small dogs, weighs 16 lbs and only a year old! before you say it he's not fat either.

 

i bet he's a abyssinian or short hair oriental!

 

both my cats do that and like being taken for long walks :shrug:

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i bet he's a abyssinian or short hair oriental!

 

both my cats do that and like being taken for long walks :shrug:

 

nope hes a Maincoon. From native America i believe.

 

I've attached a picture that i found on the web (not mine) but looks just like him (not quite as big tho)

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Cats are a pain in the arse and should be fitted with perimeter devices that shock them everytime they try to wander off the 'owners' property. Bloody things digging up plants, shitting everywhere and scratching my cars. Hate 'em.

 

 

Amen to that, they are evil shits. I had a cat problem 6 months ago- ginger tom shitting in my garden, then my puppy Stafforshire Bull Terrier turned into a dog, and I haven't seen (or smelt) the effing thing since.

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