jackso11 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Why is it when you go into a public toilet there is always a turd in the toilet? Do some people have toilets at home that just don't flush so they think they can't in any toilet at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 My mate works for the local council and places the turds in all the public toilets in his borough. A public toilet would be the same without one.... H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Why is it when you go into a public toilet there is always a turd in the toilet? Do some people have toilets at home that just don't flush so they think they can't in any toilet at all? Hang around alot of public toilets do you...........Sailor.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Hang around alot of public toilets do you...........Sailor.... Were you stood in a plastic bag so any suspicious coppers could only see on pair of feet under the door? H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Who writes all the numers on the wall? Is that your mate too Paul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 No that's me. Trying to pimp you out Al. No takers so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 No that's me. Trying to pimp you out Al. No takers so far. I wait by the phone but alas nothing. Some of the adverts are really bizzar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 I've had to embellish a little in the hope of attracting someone/thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Check you out hanging about in here, it's not just public toilets it's threads about them too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Who writes all the numers on the wall? Is that your mate too Paul? I thought it was your mum.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Check you out hanging about in here, it's not just public toilets it's threads about them too I was looking for you bud. Your tea is out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 I thought it was your mum.... She does it to fund her crack habit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 She does it to fund her crack habit That must be fair old crack then.... I should be careful though, last time I rang a number from a cubicle partition I got put through to my dad..... H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 That must be fair old crack then.... I should be careful though, last time I rang a number from a cubicle partition I got put through to my dad..... H. Lol reminds me of a story I heared about a "glory hole" the deed was done, they both walked out and it turned out the chap felated his own dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackso11 Posted October 11, 2010 Author Share Posted October 11, 2010 Were you stood in a plastic bag so any suspicious coppers could only see on pair of feet under the door? H. I thought everyone stood in carrier bags in the toilet? I thought that was to do with not wanting to stand on a dirty floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackso11 Posted October 11, 2010 Author Share Posted October 11, 2010 Hang around alot of public toilets do you...........Sailor.... Of course I do, us sailors always do. Either here or on a boat at see with nothing but the open water and 400 men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And write the bullshit on the walls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 I thought everyone stood in carrier bags in the toilet? I thought that was to do with not wanting to stand on a dirty floor. No mate. It's so you don't get caught "cottaging".... It's ok though, your secret is safe with me.... H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Phone numbers, email.... What happened to good ol' days of just putting your todger through the hole.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 No mate. It's so you don't get caught "cottaging".... It's ok though, your secret is safe with me.... H. There's quite a bit of money to be made in property, it's proberly worth the risk of getting caught? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Phone numbers, email.... What happened to good ol' days of just putting your todger through the hole.... Name the place Gav and I'll be there..........with some scissors.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo2810 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 This thread is useless without pictures.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo2810 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_un4SKl1mygU/RrkNJEFpPvI/AAAAAAAAAdg/7vAY3XrVoLw/s320/glory+hole+-+emergency.jpg lol.. very good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 I regularly see this guy down my "local"..!! http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/3626/1250370024georgemichael.jpg Although this sign had me amused. http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/9301/2056800220100752951s500.jpg H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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