Geo Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Lindsay's car. OK so lins has a wee Vitara 94 one year younger than than Supra. She is using it till middle of next year until she gets her new one. Now some Penis hungry pillock, has tried to cut round the Lock and get in via the passenger door, she sent me a pic via the iphone but its a terrible pic, need to wait until she is home on Sunday to get a proper look. I mean the car is years old, its got rust on it, not even worth id say £800, and they try to nick it, penis munchers the lot of em. RANT OVER!!! Here are the pics guys, scracthes on the rear door where they have been leaning against when they have been cutting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Not such a clever dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Sh!tter. At least it wasn't your supra though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Sachs Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Thats balls. Probably tried to knick it to use it to repair another one........have you seen the prices of parts for those shit boxes? At least it wasn't the Supra. Was this down at Lins' or have yous moved yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted September 24, 2010 Author Share Posted September 24, 2010 Not such a clever dick. more like a penis stroker Sh!tter. At least it wasn't your supra though. defo mate, luckily my mate had the Supra last night thank god Thats balls. Probably tried to knick it to use it to repair another one........have you seen the prices of parts for those $#@! boxes? At least it wasn't the Supra. Was this down at Lins' or have yous moved yet? car was down at lins bud, not moved yet, be within the next 3 weeks or so. So within 3 days, they stole the supra dust caps, and tried to get into lins car gits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 defo mate, luckily my mate had the Supra last night thank god You lend your car out? Phew, brave man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted September 24, 2010 Author Share Posted September 24, 2010 You lend your car out? Phew, brave man! Sure do mate, im a nice guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 .....penis munchers the lot of em. i rarely doubt it was a woman that did this............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Sure do mate, im a nice guy. What would happen if they wrapped it up though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted September 24, 2010 Author Share Posted September 24, 2010 What would happen if they wrapped it up though? He buys it?? Simpe Rule, you wrap it, you buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 He buys it?? Simpe Rule, you wrap it, you buy it. I wonder how many times out of ten that works in practice! Hope you don't have to find out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted September 24, 2010 Author Share Posted September 24, 2010 I wonder how many times out of ten that works in practice! Hope you don't have to find out! be fine mate he's had it loads of times, its a rule we've always had, although none of us have had to envoke it. and hope we never will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I've changed the title of your thread. Can we all try using the word pen*s a little less please? Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted September 24, 2010 Author Share Posted September 24, 2010 I've changed the title of your thread. Can we all try using the word pen*s a little less please? Thanks I thought the word i used was polite TBH, its not a swear word. Naughty = Not even close I would have prefered Numbty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I thought the word i used was polite TBH, its not a swear word. Naughty = Not even close I would have prefered Numbty. We don't really want google bots picking up your choice of phrase as one that is used here often. I know you like a bit but it's not fair to taint the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted September 24, 2010 Author Share Posted September 24, 2010 We don't really want google bots picking up your choice of phrase as one that is used here often. I know you like a bit but it's not fair to taint the club. fair enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Sachs Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I know you like a bit but it's not fair to taint the club. Nice one Charlotte!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Nice one Charlotte!!! I thought it was a bit rude too...... harsh but fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 [quote=Charlotte;2900902 I know you like a bit but it's not fair to taint the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted September 24, 2010 Author Share Posted September 24, 2010 Just aswell im in a good mode today, Course i like a bit, i am of Course Loui Spence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I was going to mention the amount of schlong in this thread:D Same rule applies to my mates and I. You break it you buy it. Never lend it to any of your mates that are skint or drive a 95 fiesta though lol. Strange one that on the attempted theft though, seems they went about it all wrong too. Clearly not a pro, probably someone out of their nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I've changed the title of your thread. Can we all try using the word pen*s a little less please? Thanks just because you dont have one, jealous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 just because you dont have one, jealous! I'd imagine she's happy with what she's got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Sachs Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 just because you dont have one, jealous! How can you be so sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 just because you dont have one, jealous! You're right - I have massive p*nis envy right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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