Stonkin Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 My girly is a professional showjumper / horse trainer / horse breaker One of the guys i live with owns quite a few horses Im staying out this conversation! They p*ss me off on the road to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 My girly is a professional horse breaker Cool, any chance she could get me an off-side rear thigh and a spleen for a 12 year old Arabian mare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 This big horse isn't happy unless he has a couple of pints on a Sunday. Seems only fair when all the riders are downing stuff like there's no tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 cool, any chance she could get me an off-side rear thigh and a spleen for a 12 year old arabian mare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martini Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Edited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 nobodys laughing mate, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martini Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 nobodys laughing mate, I've deleted my comment as I know you weren't being malicious - it's just a touchy subject. Please continue with the horse-shit chat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 apologies , now back to the sh1te Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I think the majority of horse owners wouldn't hack out on roads through choice if there was a decent field or bridleway as a nearby alternative and I'm damn sure they don't deliberatey set out to cover specific stretches of roads in horse poo. As unpleasant as it may be for a non-horsey person, asking them to clear it up is pretty unrealistic. When I was young there was dog poo pretty much everywhere, too. I stood in my fair share of it but I managed to avoid eating any and somehow against all odds I survived intomy late thirties. Seriously, though, I know there is some nasty stuff in dog mess. Does anyone know the actual risks from horses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Keep horses off the roads they pay no road tax, STICK to what they know best, glue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sams Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 The fastest thing in the world grows on horse poo other than that it harmless and extremly good for ya garden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 My guess is that you can catch more parasites from dog doings than from those of a horse. Apart from toxocara, I've got vague recollection that there's a ghastly tapeworm called Echinococcus granulosis in some sheepdog populations. Apart from that, herbivore crap smells nowhere near as bad as carnivore crap. Nothing smells as bad as putrified meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyon Posted March 17, 2010 Author Share Posted March 17, 2010 Mmm smell that country air! It's only fermented grass. I wouldnt have a picnic on it though;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Learn to love horses. When the oil runs out we may all end up using them for transport. I'm sure they'll be an owners club where we'll still be able to fawn over those who ride racing thoroughbreds while the rest of us struggle on tarted up ponies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Learn to love horses. When the oil runs out we may all end up using them for transport. I won't: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/128263879_81f94b91f0.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyon Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 I'm sure they'll be an owners club where we'll still be able to fawn over those who ride racing thoroughbreds while the rest of us struggle on tarted up ponies. Im gonna stick a loud HKS exhaust up on my horse then:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I'd want to stroke and blow my horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Apart from that, herbivore crap smells nowhere near as bad as carnivore crap. Nothing smells as bad as putrified meat. Exactly. Plus this sh*t () is good for your soil. Get out your car and get some for the garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Cool, any chance she could get me an off-side rear thigh and a spleen for a 12 year old Arabian mare? Bravo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Exactly. Plus this sh*t () is good for your soil. Get out your car and get some for the garden. I tried that, but I couldn't change gear without spilling it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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