Lbm Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Im thinking of investing in some of those plastic bags things you put inside your Gf that keeps the meat juices inside. I've seen them advertised on tv but I can't remember what they're called. Think its douchebag or something! So how do you turn her on then Ed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Im thinking of investing in some of those plastic bags things you put inside your Gf that keeps the meat juices inside. I've seen them advertised on tv but I can't remember what they're called. Think its douchebag or something! Do you mean those "Teste Bags"? You can wash 'em out and use 'em about 100 times and they stop all your juice and cheese clogging up her insides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Do you mean those "Teste Bags"? You can wash 'em out and use 'em about 100 times and they stop all your juice and cheese clogging up her insides. Like those toaster things? I love them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Like those toaster things? I love them. That's what the pun was hoping to reference, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 That's what the pun was hoping to reference, yes. - for the more dense members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Do you mean those "Teste Bags"? You can wash 'em out and use 'em about 100 times and they stop all your juice and cheese clogging up her insides. Like those toaster things? I love them. That's what the pun was hoping to reference, yes. Your gags 'explained' with Charlotte and Animal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 Do you mean those "Teste Bags"? You can wash 'em out and use 'em about 100 times and they stop all your juice and cheese clogging up her insides. cheese! Juuukk 100 times is a bit much to be honest. I only use my Gf when the wife's not home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I only use my Gf when the wife's not home. Are you continuing with the stolen joke? is this more plundered material? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike3.0 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Got me there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j80leo Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 Are you continuing with the stolen joke? is this more plundered material? Are you calling my Gf plundered material Mike I think we'd better step outside and settle this like girls. Nobody disrespects my Gf and gets away with it. I challenge you to a duel sir. pork swords at dawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 pork swords at dawn. You'd like that wouldn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 You'd like that wouldn't you? Oh yes! But we only have a few minutes to fighter before mine goes soft again,... so skip with the formalities and lets go straight in with the thrusting attacks. oh god! I need my sexual suppressant tablets again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I don't think it's fair that your Dad can't have equal access to your GF. It's difficult for us to get our own FG's - sometimes we just have to rely on the charity of our families. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 whats an 'FG' ivan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 :dOoooo you bugger, I was cringing for you then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 ,... sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 whats an 'FG' ivan? Effin' girl of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 lmao! that was brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 For a milisecond I thought it was serious, but then I thought "since when has Ed had a girlfriend?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 24, 2009 Author Share Posted June 24, 2009 For a milisecond I thought it was serious, but then I thought "since when has Ed had a girlfriend?!" Oi! Its not totally out of the question. It still might happen one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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