DamanC Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Dont know what to make of this.....im 3 pages in....and still reading http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19458&page=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I got as far as the first post and I was laughing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Who Will Jesus Damn? Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses: Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8) Well, that's me f*&ked on about 10 counts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 hahahahahhahahahah Nonsense brother, beat the hellfire out of her! In the old days a REAL man never hesitated to throw his wife a good beating, regardless of whether she was pregnant or not. Back then they didn't buy into all this liberal sissy sensitivity and tolerance foolishness. Pound her HARD. Are they for real, seriously??? There is something about dwarf tossing in there as well, now surely tossing off a dwarf isn't against the religion? You little stupid bong sniffing finger-in-dyke sticking underachieving Dutch maggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 That guy Nobar King is well named. Possibly the most disturbing forum I've ever had the displeasure of visiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave17 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 hahahaha, "This reminds of some horrible rumors I heard about during my missionary days about sinners duct taping hamsters so they wouldn't explode when you debauched yourself on them. People who spread these rumors are terrible and cruel folks out to trick the unwary into embarrassing a illegal acts. Jesus will make those rumor spreaders pay for their lies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra joe Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 wtf id join in lol. he obviously has a small serpent of god. lol . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 How did you end up on there anyway Damo?? H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Great for a giggle, not quite sure what to make of it all though lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave17 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Does anyone here know the missing word in this: "Fill in the blank using your King James Bible: II Kings 18:27 they may eat their own dung, and drink their own ______ with you." I'm just joining up to join the brothers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Does anyone here know the missing word in this: "Fill in the blank using your King James Bible: II Kings 18:27 they may eat their own dung, and drink their own ______ with you." I'm just joining up to join the brothers... I'll take a giant leap of faith and guess 'piss'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Urine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave17 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I'll take a giant leap of faith and guess 'piss'. Fail, i am barred forever apparently....I Should paddle you to within an inch of your life for this Ewen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Fail, i am barred forever apparently....I Should paddle you to within an inch of your life for this Ewen Seriously ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave17 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 oooh another excellent quote to live your life by: "Do you engage in disgusting ORCA SEX ORGIES OF SHAMU PENIS WORSHIP, hidden behind scenes of SEA WORLD where trainers engage in MARINE MAMMAL ORGY SEX of sodomy trains between MAN, SEAL, DOLPHIN, AND ORCA? I think you do for GHOST SHARK OWNS YOUR MIND YOU ARE A PUPPET YOU ARE A ROBOT YOU ARE A PROGRAM ON COMPUTER MEANT TO SPY AND TAKE NAMES FOR SATANIC ALLIANCE AGENDA!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 oooh another excellent quote to live your life by: "Do you engage in disgusting ORCA SEX ORGIES OF SHAMU PENIS WORSHIP, hidden behind scenes of SEA WORLD where trainers engage in MARINE MAMMAL ORGY SEX of sodomy trains between MAN, SEAL, DOLPHIN, AND ORCA? I think you do for GHOST SHARK OWNS YOUR MIND YOU ARE A PUPPET YOU ARE A ROBOT YOU ARE A PROGRAM ON COMPUTER MEANT TO SPY AND TAKE NAMES FOR SATANIC ALLIANCE AGENDA!!!!!" Sounds perfectly reasonable to me..!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Mods : You might want to move to member's chat, this would throw up some seriously interesting result in a google search Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 How did you end up on there anyway Damo?? H. A friend of mine sent me a link on msn. Ok, now I have read more, I can make of it - F*****g funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Are these guys for real !!! I wouldn't trust duct tape, most of it is made by commie china men. I know I've had accidents with it before. No it's okay everyone, don't panic..... This fellow is an Austrian. The duct tape they get is the inferior stuff made in the Orient. You and I have access to the good stuff, the original Duct Tape® made in America. Another reason to thank God for not punishing us by being foreigners. On a serious note though, these guys are absolutely nuts. Haven't read a lot, but one guy reckons his father used to discipline his wife by punching her in the stomach whilst pregnant. That way the wife and child were punished. Men Persons like this shouldn't be permitted life priveleges such as a wife, or a child. It's clear they are abusing such a privelege. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 You cannot be serious, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I love what some of them have written under there names, can we get a similer option on this forum please Unsaved trash Under Investigation Banned BANNED from mkivsupra.net -- Aeternal Damnation Assured Mkivsupra.net Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public) Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe Unsaved trash, Hellbound Fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Originally Posted by you people are nuts. Omg you ignorant piffle god did not intend for men to be superior over women Not only did God intend that we should be superior over women, He also intended that we should use punctuation. Surely not Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 he says:- ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''Well, of course, my wife is a Christian! I would not marry any other SCUM! How can you ask me such a degrading question??''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' going to find him and tear him a new asshole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 what is up with these people! obviously mate your not hitting the spot you useless muppet thats why shes using the shower head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 what is up with these people! obviously mate your not hitting the spot you useless muppet thats why shes using the shower head! I think it's tongue in cheek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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