Ewen Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 God what a bore. He spent two hours standing on the roof watching the neighbors while his dinner went cold. Then after he finally came in to eat he stared at his gravy for a while, before upsetting my wife by saying the gravy reminded him of a dog with its head split in half. Jane tried to make small talk, but he just sighed and told her she was born from oblivion to bear children, who were hell-bound...and like her, were bound for oblivion. Oh, and apparently Wimborne is an abattoir full of retarded children according to him. He looked through my record collection, audibly sighing as he pulled out a Doors album, shook his head and almost cried. He claimed Rider on the Storm had put fourteen people in hospital. Jane lost patience then and told him to rev up and f*** off back to Winton. We didn't wave as he drove off toward his destiny in his Matiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 It's nice when members meet up. Club spirit and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky-Ricky Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Be trying somebody different for your next threesome then;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 It's nice when members meet up. Club spirit and all that. Martin giving moderators a bad name again by acting like the regular members are beneath us. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 God what a bore. He spent two hours standing on the roof watching the neighbors while his dinner went cold. Then after he finally came in to eat he stared at his gravy for a while, before upsetting my wife by saying the gravy reminded him of a dog with its head split in half. Jane tried to make small talk, but he just sighed and told her she was born from oblivion to bear children, who were hell-bound...and like her, were bound for oblivion. Oh, and apparently Wimborne is an abattoir full of retarded children according to him. He looked through my record collection, audibly sighing as he pulled out a Doors album, shook his head and almost cried. He claimed Rider on the Storm had put fourteen people in hospital. Jane lost patience then and told him to rev up and f*** off back to Winton. We didn't wave as he drove off toward his destiny in his Matiz. http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg36/rothbury_2007/kyle.jpg What Ewen doesn't mention is the bit where he pulled me into the bathroom, locked the door and then took a really smelly dump while proclaiming that 'I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me'. Thank God for the odd-smelling sports sock I was wearing. Martin giving moderators a bad name again by acting like the regular members are beneath us. Mike It's a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Well he got the bit about Wimborne right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 That did make me laugh, brilliant as usual ewen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Brilliant What Ewen doesn't mention is the bit where he pulled me into the bathroom, locked the door and then took a really smelly dump while proclaiming that 'I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me'. How did you think that up? Strangely I imagine its something Ewen would do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseys Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Jane lost patience then and told him to rev up and f*** off back to Winton. We didn't wave as he drove off toward his destiny in his Matiz. I thought he owned a 306 XtDt ? Had one of those driving like a hooligan in Winton yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I thought he owned a 306 XtDt ? How very dare you. It's an xLdt, not an xtdt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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