bigcol Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing boom boom, thank you very much, im here all week, tell your friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Dude, you killed the funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Supra-Woman Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 OK how about this one An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an ar *** ole out of Scotland , put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Multics Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plus1 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 better..... The only thing stopping you becoming a proffesional comedian is.... You can't tell jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 OK how about this one An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an ar *** ole out of Scotland , put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours LMFAO, that was quality! as for the first joke, your lucky this guy bailed you out with a decent one LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 OK how about this one .....REPOST... *chuckles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Woman Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Oops, never mind, most thing are better second time round, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 That's pretty clever mate, did you invent it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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