bigcol Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 I have a British Industry approach to marriage. I keep my woman underpaid and unhappy. Far cheaper, and if she doesnt like it, there another ten waiting to take her place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Very true and its nice to see you men are learing lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 I have a British Industry approach to marriage. I keep my woman underpaid and unhappy. Far cheaper, and if she doesnt like it, there another ten waiting to take her place. :d:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probrox Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Very true and its nice to see you men are learing lol At last a woman who enjoys men learing;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 I have a British Industry approach to marriage. I keep my woman underpaid and unhappy. Far cheaper, and if she doesnt like it, there another ten waiting to take her place. Very true and its nice to see you men are learing lol :)And its nice to see you women have finally accepted the way it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 It would be funny if it wasn't true...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 that was meant its nice to see men learning how to treat a woman as in the 1st post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creative Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 that was meant its nice to see men learning how to treat a woman as in the 1st post ahh... but how do you make your girlfriend cry during sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 ahh... but how do you make your girlfriend cry during sex? wrong hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 wrong hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creative Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 wrong hole nope... ring her and tell her... and i just notice im number 31 on that list..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 I dont think thats asking too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 I dont think thats asking too much Women wouldn't...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 that was meant its nice to see men learning how to treat a woman as in the 1st post and you didn't give me a 'lol'. You do everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 exactly, copied, pasted, and sent to the other half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 wrong hole lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 and you didn't give me a 'lol'. You do everyone else. Awww there u go lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 I just made my wife happy, Im missing the best program in the world so she can watch take that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 I just made my wife happy, Im missing the best program in the world so she can watch take that. whats that program u missing top gear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 whats that program u missing top gear Yes , Just been informend though we have I player on virgin media so should be avle to catch up on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Yes , Just been informend though we have I player on virgin media so should be avle to catch up on it. My hubby recorded it on sky+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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