molak Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Two eight-year-old boys played in a vacant lot everyday, and across the street was a brothel. Day after day they saw men go up, knock on the door, go in, and eventually come out happy and smiling. One day they became curious and decided to see what was going on. The madam answers the door and looks down at the boys, and asks what they want. They explain what they saw, and tell her that they are curious as to what goes on inside. The Madam thinks for a moment, shrugs, and says, "Do you have 5 dollars?" Both boys dig deep into their pockets and come up with a total of 50 cents. She says, "OK, that will have to do", as she proceeds to lift her skirt and pull down her panties. She tells both boys to take a sniff, which they do. She closes the door and the kids proceed home. About halfway down the block one boy turns to the other and says, "Ya know Joey, I don't think I coulda stood 5 dollars worth of that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Two eight yr olds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraD06 Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Not Funny At All, Just Wrong /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_shock.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Yes, bad idea to joke about anything to do with kids, and that sort of thing. Not going to go down well on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterSheen Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Lordy, I think some people need to lift their heads up and see the joke flying above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I can see where you're coming from, but kids and chuff is a bit of a no-no... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Oh please, ITS A JOKE, it said so in the title. We will soon not to be able to joke about gays, blacks, lesbians, dwarves, ugly people, irish, americans, scots, disabled, idiots, kids, etal, I thought it was highly amusing. We dont need to lose our sense of humour here!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I can see where you're coming from, but kids and chuff is a bit of a no-no... Oh get real, its a joke about boys' lack of understanding about what adults see in sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Oh get real, its a joke about boys' lack of understanding about what adults see in sex. Blimey, out all of the comments, you pick the one that says 'I know where you're coming from' - Hence understanding your joke... So get real yourself, and understand a proper dissment, as mine was not one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Well, I don't think I'm going to try an argument against the line "kids and chuff are a bit of a no-no." Apart from the birth process, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Lol at the replies That joke was a poor effort in the 90's, let alone today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Well, I don't think I'm going to try an argument against the line "kids and chuff are a bit of a no-no." Apart from the birth process, of course. Still not reading everything I've written are you?... I can see where the joke's coming from... You should keep away from the blue smarties... They're affecting your judgement... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 I'm opening myself up for some slack too but I'm with Pot on this one, it's a joke ffs. Admittidly in bad taste but that's the whole point isn't it? I've heard ten times worse down the pub and laughed at them too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Well, I liked the joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexsum Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 nah - it wasn't funny. but you can joke about anything as long as it is funny - see Sadowitz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molak Posted September 23, 2008 Author Share Posted September 23, 2008 not even gonna bother. some of you lot have issues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Still not reading everything I've written are you?... I can see where the joke's coming from... You should keep away from the blue smarties... They're affecting your judgement... Sorry dude, I really ain't getting the joke, I know it ruins it when its explained, but could you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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