probrox Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Probably a repost but it entertained me on a Friday afternoon! What can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping.......... This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!' 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.' And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.' Angela Emrey Project Administrator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike17 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 lmao!!!! sounds so much like my husband! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mrs H Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 That's great but a bit close to the truth of shopping with H. Last time in Asda he hummed the theme tune to star wars to some random woman they told her across the bread aisle "I like Star Wars me" in a retarded voice. Vicki x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probrox Posted September 5, 2008 Author Share Posted September 5, 2008 My favourite was July 7th! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 That's great but a bit close to the truth of shopping with H. Last time in Asda he hummed the theme tune to star wars to some random woman they told her across the bread aisle "I like Star Wars me" in a retarded voice. Vicki x Never a dull moment Vic Funny post just what you need on a friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs H Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Never a dull moment Vic Funny post just what you need on a friday I nearly died of shame, as he then ran after our me and our trolley and slapped me on the arse....she probably felt very sorry for me having a husband with special needs! I defo need a laugh tonight the vino is open already And November 10th made me giggle... Vicki x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Still funny after all these reposts. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=100191 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=104291 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=132116 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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