Jamesy W Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Some of you might not find this funny but ......... I decided to go and have a tattoo done today, so I'm halfway through the 3hr sitting, when the next customer comes in. This big geezer comes in and says he wants the chinese symbol for 'evil'. No problem the guy explains and proceeds to go through all the formalities. So where do you want it? The tattooist asks him, "Right at the top of my neck, so that everyone can see it" I was actually cringing at how much of a plank this big idiot was being. But what happened next was right out of a movie He squeezes himself into the chair, the very second the needle touched his neck, he turned green, spewed all over himself and almost collapsed like a ton of bricks :d You have to love the Glasgow Fare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Okay, that is funny Mr Hardman visits the green room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Couldn't you slip the tattooist some cash to change it to the Chinese ancient symbol of "bum bandit"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy W Posted July 18, 2008 Author Share Posted July 18, 2008 Couldn't you slip the tattooist some cash to change it to the Chinese ancient symbol of "bum bandit"? For all I know the symbols could already mean something equally as bent, this clown thinks he is getting 'evil' but what was he really getting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 For all I know the symbols could already mean something equally as bent, this clown thinks he is getting 'evil' but what was he really getting? egg fried rice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisbeast Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannysupratt Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 haha thats quality, big goon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 I went with my friend when he went for a tattoo. He's planned the design and had been going on about it for ages. Sat down in the chair, went white as a sheet and passed out. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 There was a bloke in the news recently - his ancient mystic symbols were supposed to read something like "love, honor and obey", but _actually_ said "In truth this is a very ugly boy". Class. linky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy W Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 :rlol: That is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 lol we had a lad do that recently. I was trying to calm him down... but the two tattooists were really winding him up. I ended up having to cart him off outside for fresh air lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 quality he should change it to mean pansie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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