CJ Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,'she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think I'll lose the nail!.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 havent heard that one before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Hurrah, at last, a funny one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 (Now do i tell Lin that one or not? Hmm....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think I'll lose the nail!.' Is this a golfing term or something? I don't get this joke at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Ever been hit on the fingernail Pete? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Is this a golfing term or something? I don't get this joke at all? Erm no, not a golfing term. The ball hit him on the finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,'she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think I'll lose the nail!.' HAHA At least you didnt get yours from your girlfriend like i did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Is this a golfing term or something? I don't get this joke at all? That was funny for all the wrong reasons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Ever been hit on the fingernail Pete? Erm no, not a golfing term. The ball hit him on the finger. I bet you feel dumb now eh Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 That was funny for all the wrong reasons! His reply was actually better than most of the other "jokes" posted today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Erm no, not a golfing term. The ball hit him on the finger. Oh I see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 That did make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I bet you feel dumb now eh Pete Can't be good at everything. Happy Easter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Can't be good at everything. Happy Easter! And to you too my friend. I am still debating whether to nip across to Kalymnos or stay here and join in the local festivities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Heard it before but still great compared to some of todays efforts!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Is it Easter back there then? All I keep hearing about down here is flamin' ANZAC Day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Is it Easter back there then? All I keep hearing about down here is flamin' ANZAC Day! Yep, Easter starts today and the festival goes on until Sunday night with another holiday day on Monday. Out here, Easter is far bigger than Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 So I heard. The people we're staying with have a dughter out in Cyprus and she's just sent a whole load of pics of the street parties there. Looks pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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